Story time ...... add your 5 words

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Wooly, Nov 18, 2018.

  1. Wooly

    Wooly Member

    Romney Marsh
    To help out @HumanVoice , with his feature film script ...... ........... I suggest we all add a maximum of 5 words to the story.

    The plot is :

    Three criminals have fled a bank robbery to a remote area, potentially the lake district. After their car breaks down they invade a farmhouse and hold the family hostage. Aware that suspicions will rise if the farmer is not in the field one of the criminals assists the farmer and the pair connect and bond, like father and son. The inciting incident is extremely bad weather that causes the river to burst, like in 2017. They all have to work together to save the farm and protect the animals. After three days (or a week) two of the criminals flee, the remaining one hands him self in. After completing his sentence he returns to work on the farm.

    So to start with my 5 words:

    The Farmhouse door crashed in...........................
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  2. bovrill

    bovrill Member

    East Essex
    , "Who left their bloody wellies.....
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  3. simmy_bull

    simmy_bull Member

    North Yorkshire
    All covered in cow muck
  4. Fossil

    Fossil Member

    There said Ron as he
  5. davieh3350

    davieh3350 Member

    Tripped over the feckin dog
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  6. Raider112

    Raider112 Member

    Tell your wife and dog
  7. Paddington

    Paddington Member

    Soggy Shropshire
    To get the kettle on...
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  8. KMA

    KMA Member

    and get their teeth out of my groin
  9. Fossil

    Fossil Member

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  10. primmiemoo

    primmiemoo Member

    "I've come back", said Ron ...
  11. ..then goes to the cupboard..
  12. bovrill

    bovrill Member

    East Essex
    to find the chocolate bourbons
  13. had been replaced with some
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  14. Wellytrack

    Wellytrack Member

    Blue and red scour tablets.
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  15. Warp Land Farmer

    Hazzard County
    Derbyshire is full of pirates...
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  16. Bald Rick

    Bald Rick Member

    Said Ron scratching his balls
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  17. Warp Land Farmer

    Hazzard County
    whilst considering a caravan purchase
  18. bovrill

    bovrill Member

    East Essex
    to hide his biscuits in
  19. Warp Land Farmer

    Hazzard County
    a twin axel he declared
  20. Kevtherev

    Kevtherev Member

    Welshpool Powys
    Full of logs and Shyte

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