Story time ...... add your 5 words

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Wooly, Nov 18, 2018.

  1. Rather like some cheesy comestibles..
     
  2. Oat

    Oat Member

    Location:
    Cheshire
    as opposed to cheesy feet
     
  3. Lazy Sod

    Lazy Sod Member

    Location:
    Warminster
    Which are liked by foot fetishists
     
  4. davieh3350

    davieh3350 Member

    Location:
    Pitlochry
    And loathed by podiatrists

    (Only 4 to balance off the previous post)
     
  5. “Toe the line” , she said
     
  6. Or maybe tow the line
     
  7. Bald Rick

    Bald Rick Member

    Location:
    Anglesey
    “Christ, is this sh!t still going?” Muttered the Kraken totally ignoring the five word rule in his amazement
     
  8. We all thought the same
     
  9. Gedd

    Gedd Member

    As the sh!t hit the
     
  10. bovrill

    bovrill Member

    Location:
    East Essex
    back of the dung spreader
     
  11. Lazy Sod

    Lazy Sod Member

    Location:
    Warminster
    And the cab back window
     
  12. Oat

    Oat Member

    Location:
    Cheshire
    was opened to appreciate t'smell
     
  13. Gedd

    Gedd Member

    The lynx effect to attract
     
  14. Still Farming

    Still Farming Member

    Location:
    Glamorgan Wales
    More camels and their toes
     
  15. Lazy Sod

    Lazy Sod Member

    Location:
    Warminster
    Are for sale in Waitrose
     
  16. Shovelhands

    Shovelhands Member

    Location:
    Sunny Essex
    , available with or without cheese.
     
  17. either grated or in slices
     
  18. Lazy Sod

    Lazy Sod Member

    Location:
    Warminster
    Ideal fo a camel salad
     
  19. Shovelhands

    Shovelhands Member

    Location:
    Sunny Essex
    , with special sauce on it
     
  20. Lazy Sod

    Lazy Sod Member

    Location:
    Warminster
    Feeling sick, where's the bucket?
     

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