Stressed farmer wanting new swear word

[glow worm]

A rant! Pure and simple! Got to let off steam but I need a new vaguely polite swear word! been onto a firm for the 5th time over several weeks today to sort out the same problem. 30 minutes minimum wait time for each call listening to GASTLY music. Cut off 3 times after 20 minutes. Today been on the phone on and off waiting since 10!! and still no answer. BEAUTIFULL spring day outside. 1st time for weeks. So, something that can be said with great feeling without Granny disowning me?

 

[onthehoof]

#!*#!**!#!

Edit - swear filter got me again

 

[The Seeker]

Wee flaps is my go to

 

[melted welly]

Rhyming slang?

Colin Hunt, Barry White, Lillian Gish.

 

[primmiemoo]

(It's a plea, not blasphemy... )

 

[DrWazzock]

Flippin eck.

 

[Gone Shooting]

Futtucks

 

[hill shepherd]

Jiggins

 

[glow worm]

Flippin eck.

Good old favorite .. but too mild in my present mood!!!

 

[glow worm]

Rhyming slang?

Colin Hunt, Barry White, Lillian Gish.

Too obscure for us down here!

 

[glow worm]

#!*#!**!#!

Edit - swear filter got me again

Rats!

 

[SwanFarm]

Putin
As in what the Putin are you doing?
You absolute Putin!

 

[TripleSix]

Bucketspunk

 

[Nithsdale]

Twunt

Donkey plunger

Buttmonkey

Turd

Douchebag

Tampon

Fannypad

 

[Kevtherev]

Chodmong
Or in reverse mongchod

 

[Bury the Trash]

" Fucher's " courtesy farmer roy (not quite sure of its pronunciation mind you )

 

[Nearly]

Cockwomble.

 

[cubby]

Oh yay bandit is one when the kids are around

 

[WiltsLad]

W*nkstain

 

[Gormers]

Dash me Doogie Dan !!!
If brain is engaged