TFF top 10 cliche chart....

[Bury the Trash]

seems like this one is bubbling away just outside the top 40 .....pop pickers .....

"we are stuck in our paradigms "

 

[nails]

Still at number one after 5 years.... " Chip on your shoulder "
New entry at number 2...... " Echo chamber "
Non mover at number 3....... " Why is this in Agricultural Matters "
Number 4....... " Throwing toys out of the pram "
At number 5....... " Each to their own "
Slipping down to number 6........ " Proper farmer "
After a 3 week spell at 2, now at 7... " This has nothing to do with Brexit "
Old cover version at number 8..... " Arable farmers spend 11 months of the year skiing "
Just in the chart at number 9... " Read the book "
Number 10......... " Jealous "


Failed to enter the top 40.......... " Red Tractor benefits farmers "

Coming soon to a farm near you "DROUGHT"

 

[7610 super q]

seems like this one is bubbling away just outside the top 40 .....pop pickers .....

"we are stuck in our paradigms "

Don't tell me, you've paid a visit to the No till section on TFF.........

 

[pettsy]

 

[Drillman]

Twenny nine miles per gallon.....

 

[Fiveospades]

Packham is at it again.

 

[Rossymons]

AHDB would be cheap at twice the price!

 

[Secret Agronomist]

Sustainable intensification
Regenerative ag
The 3 principles
Roots not steel

 

[ollie989898]

'1970's prices...'

 

[Lazy Sod]

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Wasn't it @Thick Farmer whose answer to everything was "Swan Vestas". He's not s posted it lately, perhaps the matches have got damp.

 

[ploughman1963]

cannot believe no-one has mentioned 'SPFH or forage wagon - which is best?' - I'll get my coat (cliche)

 

[snarling bee]

In at number 25 - I know we've had this thread before, but which pickup? My budget is £131.60.

and at 32 - Quadtracs are expensive - believe me I've had one, so I've sold it at 3 years old and bought a Fendt 939, it was ex demo and only cost £300k. I can even use it for corn cart, and pulling my sprayer.

and at number 38 - This is like the 'How do you get a dead horse out of a stable' thread.

and at 42 - How did he get that dead horse out of the stable?

 

[Secret Agronomist]

Classics from back in the day
This min till is the way forward, we only need 1 challenger, a simba solo and a vaderstad and we're set.
Blackgrass, pah, it doesn't stand a chance against Atlantis and stale seed beds
Maim feature this month, how to maximise margins through a wheat/rape rotation
Main fungicide rec this year revolves round a great new discovery, Bravo!
Strobilurins, the next big thing.
Reduce your costs and maximise margins with reduced seed rates.

 

[Cowabunga]

"Sustainable agriculture"
"Holistic farming"
"Vegan leather"
"Net zero"
"Global Warming"
"Global deforestation"
"They don't make things like they used to"
"Electronics! It won't last"

 

[Hobbit]

Trailed or self propelled sprayer?

JohnDeere or Valtra?

 

[Hjcarter]

Can't believe no ones put "Next year will be better..." forgotten how many years I've said that!

I'm off to pump water, that's another seasonal one for me!

 

[Rossymons]

and at number 38 - This is like the 'How do you get a dead horse out of a stable' thread.

and at 42 - How did he get that dead horse out of the stable?

Aaah, simpler times.

 

[Drillman]

And in at no. 43 your only supposed to blow the bloody oil filter off!

 

[Pistonbroke]

" Made of cheese "

 

[Mydexta]

Going back the archives, possibly from the bff days.

will it hold 5 tonne????