"...the protectionist racket."

Brisel

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I always ask my barber, why do pensioners get reduced price haircuts? , when they are most likely the wealthy ones in our local town. Bought houses at the right time and many have final salary pensions, whereas the youth can’t afford houses and will have to work many more years to get a state pension , if indeed there is one in the future .
I suppose the obvious answer is they have very little hair to cut , but even so.

Well off pensioners are rare. Most of them who didn't leave on final salary pensions worked on the basis that the State would pay their National Insurance Contributions back to them as the State Pension, not blow it all on junk bank shares, MPs' expenses and printing cash.
 
Ah another one of these threads.

Anyone remember the proceeding version?

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Cut my own hair. Always have even though there's very little left now.
Always thought......If only I could earn the cost of a hair cut as fast as a barber.......
Never mind. A penny saved is a penny earned.
Something for the weekend sir?
Have you worked out what you've saved over the years by doing it yourself?

Say £10 per visit once a month £120 a year.. I've been hacking away at mine for 22 years £2640 less £50 for a set of clippers and £1.50 for a tin of 3in 1 oil =£2588.50
I'm putting £0 on my time as I would be sitting in a chair anyway, and I would tie in a trip to the bank at the same time.

A £2588.50 saving on hair cuts since I left home isn't bad!
 

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' fraid it's a classic case. The enterprise is getting too big. Who would fancy keeping control of 200 Russkies ? ( locals are off to Uni gaining 'oliges BTW ) But small isn't allowed these days, it's all, or nothing. Can't see it's much to do with Brexit, unless the supply of Russkies drys up.
Anyhoo, I think when the franchise idea was first mooted 18 months ago it was £600k to get going IIRC. My thoughts at the time were.....I'd rather invest in 100 acres of land, potter about growing more corn, and more importantly, buy some more classic Fords to work the extra ground..
I can't be arsed to get Google to translate this into French, so you'll just have to put up with English.:)
 
As small boy, my mother always took me to a traditional gents hairdressers, sitting on a board put across the chair's arms. As an adult I continued to go there.

In the seventies, a young hairdresser from London bought the business. It went appointments only, unisex and he employed to a pair of blonde dolly birds to cut hair as well as himself. He insisted that all hair should be cut wet, so everybody had to have a shampoo.

All the changes did not go down well with the original male clientele. They didn't like the challenge to the male only (anything for the weekend sir?) culture.

He closed the business after about 20 years an did something else. One of the girls had her own shop, but now operates from her home. I visit her every 6 weeks.

I think that all the hairdressers in the town are unisex now.
 
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Ah another one of these threads.

Anyone remember the proceeding version?

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Quite "off -this-topic" really , but does anybody know how to use a genuine working abacus ? I'm told that a real expert can at least equal a calculator , and in some instances , beat it . I've googled it and got no usable sense from that . I have a pal who's a "top weight" mathematicion at Man .Uni. Maths dept. and he tells me that there's a glass case there , with a small hammer on a chain - fire alarm type - in which there is an abacus and a notice that says "In emergency , break glass ". John Steinbeck said that Lee- Chong in the Chinese grocery used an abacus to calculate the customer's bills . Just sayin' (and curious)
 
Have you worked out what you've saved over the years by doing it yourself?

Say £10 per visit once a month £120 a year.. I've been hacking away at mine for 22 years £2640 less £50 for a set of clippers and £1.50 for a tin of 3in 1 oil =£2588.50
I'm putting £0 on my time as I would be sitting in a chair anyway, and I would tie in a trip to the bank at the same time.

A £2588.50 saving on hair cuts since I left home isn't bad!

Cost of the basin to cut round?
 

Agrivator

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Quite "off -this-topic" really , but does anybody know how to use a genuine working abacus ? I'm told that a real expert can at least equal a calculator , and in some instances , beat it . I've googled it and got no usable sense from that . I have a pal who's a "top weight" mathematicion at Man .Uni. Maths dept. and he tells me that there's a glass case there , with a small hammer on a chain - fire alarm type - in which there is an abacus and a notice that says "In emergency , break glass ". John Steinbeck said that Lee- Chong in the Chinese grocery used an abacus to calculate the customer's bills . Just sayin' (and curious)

Our school was so poor, it couldn't even afford an abacus.

To do adding ups, we had to use our fingers. And to do take aways, we had to have some of our fingers amputated. :arghh:
 

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