THINGS FOUND IN FIELDS

[AGN76]

Walked the boundary of next silage field to be cut. Never seen so much badger sh it. Boils my pi ss

 

[sahara]

Pulled in to a field to go spraying , got half way round the headland and disturbed an Emu, stopped at the end of the run to watch it, called a few friends who thought I'd had a liquid lunch. When they arrived it took one look at them, jumped the fence and ran off down the railway line! Best days spraying ever.

 

[puppet]

Doing some dyking in the rain and a coloured chap (very few these parts) appears from middle of nowhere, not near any houses, soaked through wearing just jeans and t-shirt.
Turns out he was holidaying with his Sri Lankan family at a chalet and had gone exploring. Got his full history then he asked for a go on the quad. Let him have 5 mins in 2nd gear and it made his holiday.

 

[Elpresidente]

My son was spreading AD digestive at a local farm and found a DJI Mavic drone. He brought it home downloaded the video to the laptop and worked out where it had taken off from and went there with it the next day. Owner was over the moon as it was brand new and he'd searched high and low. Gave him £80 as a reward for bringing it back and being honest.

 

[Red Fred]

I remember a day's spraying not far from Stonehenge in the summer of 1984. Doing the outside run along the edge and didn't notice a spaced out hippy strumming his guitar sitting against the fencepost. He obviously didn't notice me, the Ford 77 and the trailed sprayer either, so I'm sorry to say he received a dose of growth regulator.
We often to used to get helicopters fooling about and you would be happily minding your own business when a Puma would rise up out of a chalk pit a few yards away.

 

[puppet]

My son was spreading AD digestive at a local farm and found a DJI Mavic drone. He brought it home downloaded the video to the laptop and worked out where it had taken off from and went there with it the next day. Owner was over the moon as it was brand new and he'd searched high and low. Gave him £80 as a reward for bringing it back and being honest.

Prices seem £400 to £2000 so he must have pleased

 

[Pata]

found a large black horse cock dildo whilst ploughing along side local council estate. thew it into the nearest garden, i would have loved to hear what was said when the kids asked whats this?

Why the hell would you do that??

 

[Fast Farmer]

Can't find a picture, but we had an African Ibis on our wildlife pond, he buttied up to a couple of egrets and we've seen him a couple of times flying over in 2 years

Only thing I've found in the ground are old horse shoes

 

[Fendt516profi]

Someone dumped a stash of porn by one of our test sites. We're not talking about a carrier bag of old Fiesta magazines either, it must have been a good pallet load of grot mags that were of such specialist subject matter it would have made your average aficionado of German or Dutch hardcore niche porn throw up. No attempt was made to hide it, it was just dumped in the middle of one of the fields that skirt the test site.

Is what he told the wife

 

[Fendt516profi]

My son was spreading AD digestive at a local farm and found a DJI Mavic drone. He brought it home downloaded the video to the laptop and worked out where it had taken off from and went there with it the next day. Owner was over the moon as it was brand new and he'd searched high and low. Gave him £80 as a reward for bringing it back and being honest.

Don't imagine it was much use without the controller

 

[Mr Mackay]

Someone dumped a stash of porn by one of our test sites. We're not talking about a carrier bag of old Fiesta magazines either, it must have been a good pallet load of grot mags that were of such specialist subject matter it would have made your average aficionado of German or Dutch hardcore niche porn throw up. No attempt was made to hide it, it was just dumped in the middle of one of the fields that skirt the test site.

Bet you made a fortune !! We have a lay by our farm , I'd rather not say some of the things we have found

 

[puppet]

Not quite in a field but this is what I picked from along the verge past our farm some of it left in the past 24 hours. My neighbour cuts 200m like a lawn so hardly a wilderness. We are 10 minutes drive from takeaways in either direction so they finish them near here, but cannot clutter their car for a few more minutes. Tempted to put up a sign
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
On second thoughts, Please take your litter home.

 

[Fendt516profi]

Why the hell would you do that??

?Some people will chuck any old sh!t in a farmers field

 

[Chae1]

Not quite in a field but this is what I picked from along the verge past our farm some of it left in the past 24 hours. My neighbour cuts 200m like a lawn so hardly a wilderness. We are 10 minutes drive from takeaways in either direction so they finish them near here, but cannot clutter their car for a few more minutes. Tempted to put up a sign
I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
On second thoughts, Please take your litter home.View attachment 892238

Ar$eholes

 

[Chae1]

Why the hell would you do that??

I thought it was funny.

It appealed to my sense of humour!

Wife always says I'm a weirdo.

 

[Swarfmonkey]

Bet you made a fortune !! We have a lay by our farm , I'd rather not say some of the things we have found

If only! The plan was to go back and collect it at the end of the day (demo day, so couldn't scoot off early), but by the time we got there someone else had cleared it.

Rumour has it that it somehow found it's way to Bulford Camp.

 

[collywol]

Why the hell would you do that??

i certainly didnt have a use for it and the boss s wifes hoss is a gelding so he wouldnt have appreciated it. hopefully it was recycled!

 

[pycoed]

Dead border terrier wrapped in carpet, dead staffie wrapped in a different carpet, 15 empty bottles of ALDI vodka, set of police issue handcuffs, two dead brent geese wrapped in black bin liners, 4 dead Canada geese ditto, ornamental curved Indian/Persian dagger (bloody sharp & now in tractor toolbox), about 6 million yard drum of BT cable (illegal to take to scrappy), miscellaneous telecomms stuff inc 2 modems, large mirror smashed in the gateway the tack cattle were to enter later that day, bin bags & Macdolds cartons too many to mention
I REALLY wish I lived in Texas...

 

[Samcowman]

Tents and dog shiit bags. Every year on a block of grazing by the nearest town some good types go camping and abandon everything tents clothes sleeping bags food. Regular for scumbags to have picnics and leave all their shiit on the river bank and in the river.

 

[yellowbelly]

Found this today......

......an ex-buzzard. I think the daft bu66er must have crashed into this.....