It was flat, obviously!Is it just me wondering how you know it had been used
It was flat, obviously!Is it just me wondering how you know it had been used
It had a runny noseIs it just me wondering how you know it had been used
My dog found a regular sized pink one on the river bank last year when I was checking the site for our archaeological society annual barbeque (picture lots of Miss Marple type old ladies) . One wag suggested one of them might have left it there after the previous year's barbie.found a large black horse cock dildo whilst ploughing along side local council estate. thew it into the nearest garden, i would have loved to hear what was said when the kids asked whats this?
My wife’s father was A Solicitor in Thirsk and the Coroner for North Yorkshire and wrote a book called On view of the body. Rather than being morbid, it was an amusing look at his job and how people try yo kill themselves. One day he was called out by the Police to look at a bloke who had hung himself in a wood. He had selected a tree branch to throw the rope over, then dragged some walling stone to build something to jump off. When my father-in-law arrived at the scene, he asked the Policeman where the unfortunate chap was and was told that he was right in front of him.Had a guy here hung himself from a tree in one of our fields. That was bad enough, but he had tied a German Shepherd to each of his feet and they had nibbled his toes off whilst trying to escape. His family trek across the fields every year and put flowers and Man Utd scarves and photos up against the tree. This is Newcastle........don't need any of this Man Utd rubbish around!!
I was cleaning out the stone trap of our combine during harvest a few years ago and found a mangled drone.It must have come down in the wheat crop and I missed seeing it.My son was spreading AD digestive at a local farm and found a DJI Mavic drone. He brought it home downloaded the video to the laptop and worked out where it had taken off from and went there with it the next day. Owner was over the moon as it was brand new and he'd searched high and low. Gave him £80 as a reward for bringing it back and being honest.
It puzzles me why people choose to remember their loved ones by making a shrine out of the place they met their (usually horrible) end. Nobody ever does it by putting flowers at the side of the bed where they popped off quietly in their sleep.His family trek across the fields every year and put flowers and Man Utd scarves and photos up against the tree.
silver capsules are gas (laughing gas i think) that kids use to get a high
Inflatable doll. Used
Seen crows round her carry them and also chickens eggsGolf balls, found them regularly up to a couple of years ago,not found any lately.
Funny thing is no one here plays golf and the nearest golf course is at least five miles away as the crow flies.
Someone has got a strong swing.Golf balls, found them regularly up to a couple of years ago,not found any lately.
Funny thing is no one here plays golf and the nearest golf course is at least five miles away as the crow flies.
??Someone dumped a stash of porn by one of our test sites. We're not talking about a carrier bag of old Fiesta magazines either, it must have been a good pallet load of grot mags that were of such specialist subject matter it would have made your average aficionado of German or Dutch hardcore niche porn throw up. No attempt was made to hide it, it was just dumped in the middle of one of the fields that skirt the test site.
Nosome gamekeeper will probably get blamed for shooting it
We had one of those turn up on one of our lakes too (we called him Ian). We obviously didn’t tell anyone, or the place would be full of bloody twitchers from the town, but unfortunately they got wind anyway, a few turned up uninvited and he didn’t hang around long after that.
Don’t tell anyone, but we have spotted him a couple of times since.?
Oh, and somebody found a human skull in the mud by the other lake a few years ago. Much excitement while local CID (that’s the bright ones?) found the farm, before they sent the skull off to their specialist dating guys at Llandod.
When the report came back the ‘specialists’ had managed to narrow it down to a juvenile/teenage person that had died at some time between 1700 and 1950. I came to the conclusion that they lie on Silent Witness.?