things that make you smile

[JP1]

 

[colhonk]

If only he had put straps on

 

[Philip Watkins]

http://sundown.me.uk/technology/mercedes-aa-class.mp4

 

[Flossie]

The kids getting more than they bargained for when they broke into the bathroom in an effort to spoil my 'me time' last night. I decided to do a face pack whilst lounging in the bubbles The look on their faces was priceless "WHAT is THAT on your face?"

 

[Janovich]

The fact that we're getting some 20 odd minutes of daylight back a week

 

[Oat]

If only he had put straps on

+1, just like these people who practice 'safe strapping and securing'

 

[Alicecow]

Getting light before 8am Really lifts the spirit

 

[itsintheblood]

@Oscar this made me smile .....no Fendt , just Dady needs to watch where he's reversing

 

[JP1]

Rushing around at 4am this morning to get stock checked and fed before shower and LAMMA, I threw on my zipper sleeveless fleece and then y Dickies zipper fleece jacket. I zipped up the sleeveless and then couldn't get the one side of the Dickies to put together to zip up

I realised I'd managed to zip one side of a garment zip to the other garment zip .........

Try to un-do and it snags as the zips are slightly different pattern.

Cue lots of muttering (well worse). In the end I had to take it off like a pullover and crimp the end of the zip in the vice up in the workshop . That cost me time and I was B cold by the time that was unpicked

 

[JP1]

2 long days (well 17 hour days) at LAMMA etc , so I'm just getting the woodburner lit and a welcome special Calvados - Christmas parcel from my Daughter Alice

 

[JP1]

I felt like leaving a note on the windscreen asking if they'd parked or just abandoned the car ......

 

[Old Boar]

Me, to a store assistant in a store that sells lots of stuff "Steel wool?"
Assistant "You have to pay for it!"

 

[JWL]

Did you know that every 30 days it is necessary to clean the computer screen from the inside? Many people ignore this fact and do not know how. Manufacturers take advantage of this ignorance to increase their sales. My IT guy shared this and said feel free to share with my contacts this utility. To clean the screen from the inside, just click this link:
http://www.lingdao.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf

 

[Philip Watkins]

Did you know that every 30 days it is necessary to clean the computer screen from the inside? Many people ignore this fact and do not know how. Manufacturers take advantage of this ignorance to increase their sales. My IT guy shared this and said feel free to share with my contacts this utility. To clean the screen from the inside, just click this link:
http://www.lingdao.fr/outils/nettoyeurecran/cleanscreen.swf

Bugger, my screen was cleaner before I did that.

 

[JP1]

 

[JP1]

 

[slackjawedyokel]

This little chap!

 

[JP1]

Late night Saturday evening treat for Freddie watching Supervet whilst his hair dries by the log burner

 

[JP1]

 

[ARW]

Having tea out last night in Whitby, paid by card (very modern) and felt I had to pay the optional service charge, I met the gf at the bar near the door and she asked if I had paid up, told her I had more than paid! She began to moan slightly as I did a big silent fart and dragged her out the door while saying "don't worry let's go, I've just done a big fart, that'll teach'em"
I then had visions of the drunks and door staff smelling the horror