things that make you smile

[Philip Watkins]

My little girl, my mother and me were at breakfast a few days ago and I asked the girl if she wanted some more toast, she replied 'NO!' My mother then said 'Well, she is quite emphatic about it...' at which my girl stood up on her chair, pointed at her grandma and said with great annoyance 'I'm not fat, you're fat!'

What age is the little one?

 

[Deereone]

What age is the little one?

21

 

[JP1]

 

[Great In Grass]

@RWG Contracts new mugs have arrived!

 

[Danllan]

What age is the little one?

Three(ish)...

 

[JP1]

The Police have found a large number of dead crows on the A1044 Low Lane just outside Ingleby Barwick early this morning, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"

 

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[JP1]

Photo Arma Trac

 

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[smcapstick]

 

[JP1]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10158869878595393

 

[JP1]

What3words becoming more widely adopted

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

A explanation of "Pudding" for Americans. Hilarious
https://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey...-for-americans?utm_term=.xkXGBdMKk#.dtzzLmAjK

 

[Rossymons]

My niece discovered chocolate cake today

 

[Farmers little Wife]

@multi power finally part of Barley Saturday

 

[Bob c]

View attachment 509022 @multi power finally part of Barley Saturday

is @muilti power a john deere lover under cover ,...( green overalls )

 

[multi power]

is @muilti power a john deere lover under cover ,...( green overalls )

No, but they are the best overalls I have ever found

 

[phillipe]

View attachment 509022 @multi power finally part of Barley Saturday

is the missus in the chip shop ?

 

[simmy_bull]

Kids taking he cold side of the pillow to the extreme. Apparently there "boiling" in bed so they decided to put a pillow in the chest freezer!! It's April in North Yorkshire......