things that make you smile

JP1

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Livestock Farmer
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Danllan

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Sir Gar / Carms
Having previously asked bl**dy stupid questions of my boys and having got withering answers in reply, my tradition of idiocy has now continued with my daughter...

Today, on her arrival at home from Cylch Meithrin (nursery / playschool), she exclaimed 'I've been to school!' I smiled and asked her 'Who was there?', she gave me an odd look and then answered 'Me'. :banghead: :)
 

holwellcourtfarm

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Livestock Farmer
Having previously asked bl**dy stupid questions of my boys and having got withering answers in reply, my tradition of idiocy has now continued with my daughter...

Today, on her arrival at home from Cylch Meithrin (nursery / playschool), she exclaimed 'I've been to school!' I smiled and asked her 'Who was there?', she gave me an odd look and then answered 'Me'. :banghead: :)
did you never adopt that approach in court? ;):D
 

Danllan

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Sir Gar / Carms
did you never adopt that approach in court? ;):D
No, the thing is... in Court I was always conscious of my professional role, and so was 'on my feet' thinking about what I would say or ask and only rarely straying from the old rule of not asking a question to which I did not hold the correct answer. You also have to be careful not to ask 'leading' questions, particularly at the Criminal Bar, which I found rather difficult when I started out.

Whereas, at home, I act like most other people and just speak as I think without carefully preparing every sentence to be sure of not getting outwitted by an infant... such is life :whistle:.
 

JP1

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Livestock Farmer
No, the thing is... in Court I was always conscious of my professional role, and so was 'on my feet' thinking about what I would say or ask and only rarely straying from the old rule of not asking a question to which I did not hold the correct answer. You also have to be careful not to ask 'leading' questions, particularly at the Criminal Bar, which I found rather difficult when I started out.

Whereas, at home, I act like most other people and just speak as I think without carefully preparing every sentence to be sure of not getting outwitted by an infant... such is life :whistle:.
My Daughter has always been the master of the advantage argument

"Dad"

"Yes"

"If so and so did so and so, that wouldn't be fair would it?"

"Probably not darling"

"So why when I did s and so ................"
 

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