things that make you smile

[Flossie]

It's short of a few wheels though.
Never saw the point of Lego that couldn't roll.

I always built houses I wasn't keen on the kits, you followed the instructions and ended up with the picture on the box. I liked doing my own thing

Except at 2 in the morning when you are going to the loo and you tread on a brick! Feck, they hurt!

Drawing pins aren't good either. Number 3 had liberally scattered some on the landing......perfect for when I got out of the shower tonight

 

[Philip Watkins]

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Drawing pins aren't good either. Number 3 had liberally scattered some on the landing......perfect for when I got out of the shower tonight

Many moons ago (I wasn't very old at the time) I jumped off the dinning table and landed on an upturned drawing pin

 

[Flossie]

Many moons ago (I wasn't very old at the time) I jumped off the dinning table and landed on an upturned drawing pin

I bet you made some noise Unfortunately the kids were still awake last night so I had to temper my language

Edit: I bet you were the one that left the drawing pins on the floor too

 

[Philip Watkins]

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Edit: I bet you were the one that left the drawing pins on the floor too

That's more than likely. Could have been any one of 3 of us. Might have been pinning up Christmas decorations hence being on the table and drawing pins dropped about.

 

[sleepy]

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address!!

A Northern couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.

They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Newcastle and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.

However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realising his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Lancashire a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.

He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: May 11, 2017

I know you're surprised to hear from me. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I'm able to send emails to my loved ones.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Looking forward to seeing you then!

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

 

[Flossie]

Heard number 2 reading this out from her library book. Nice to give the cow's point of view

 

[JP1]

 

[JWL]

 

[JP1]

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

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Must be fake, Surely? Either that or each bale has a wedge under it to stop them rolling into a heap at the bottom!

 

[phillipe]

Must be fake, Surely? Either that or each bale has a wedge under it to stop them rolling into a heap at the bottom!

steep old drive

 

[JP1]

 

[Old Boar]

I was smiling today whilst walking down the lane. The house martins chattering, the verges a froth of white cow parsley punctuated with buttercups and campion, the smell of may blossom filling the air, the golden green of the new oak leaves, bees busy everywhere and the cuckoo calling in the distance. What a lovely time of year!

 

[Philip Watkins]

 

[Landyman]

Ya barsteward ya made me leak

 

[Philip Watkins]

Ya barsteward ya made me leak

I was crying with laughter

 

[Landyman]

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@Gator we need some of these

 

[Robigus]

 

[Kiwi Pete]

Must be fake, Surely? Either that or each bale has a wedge under it to stop them rolling into a heap at the bottom!

I'm sure I've baled that paddock, in the fog, at night.... didn't know there was a house!!

 

[Kidds]

Ya barsteward ya made me leak

Me an all. \twit