things that make you smile

Danllan

Member
Location
Sir Gar / Carms
My little girl has just seen snooker on the TV for what I think is the first time, she was fascinated. After a long look at it she turned and asked me 'What are they poking?', to which I replied 'The balls', she then watched and thought for a bit longer before asking 'Why do they poke balls?' and I said 'For fun', she watched and thought again, then said 'They don't need the sticks' and walked off for her bath. :love:

I wonder if, in her world, it would be a better game if they 'poked' with their fingers?
 

exmoor dave

Member
Location
exmoor, uk
@exmoor dave turning up to the McMillan coffee morning twice , second time equipped with lunch box to take home what was left over......doubt he'll have much left by tea time [emoji23]

:D:hungry:
Well you did say you could do a job lot on all the left over cake :hungry:

If it wasn't for having to load lorries with sheep, I'd have been camped out down the hall from beginning to end :sneaky:

Got to get the nutrition right for a growing lad..... of 33 :unsure::LOL:
 

Netherfield

Member
Location
West Yorkshire
My mate Simon is a tree surgeon,has been asked to remove three trees from a garden, whilst having a break he spots a holly which also looks to be in poor condition.
Knocks and asks the owner if he wants it shifting as well.

"I'll have to try get hold of the wife and ask her, it's one of her favourites"

By the time they've finished the tree he's still not got hold of the wife.

So Simon pushes him for an answer before he packs all the gear up, the reply made him smile.

"I'm not getting a lot of sex anyway so you might as well chop it down, I haven't a lot to lose"
 

Derrick Hughes

Member
Location
Ceredigion
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bumkin

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
pembrokeshire
some thing that made me smile many years ago i was at a wedding reception in london and getting along fine with a very attractive young lady,:love:until she asked what do you do for a living? i replied i am a farmer, she then said haven't you got a job?i replied yes as i told you I'm a farmer, yes she said but what do you do for a living?havent you got a proper job:rolleyes:,so i just said good point i will have to get a proper job :banghead:
 

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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