things that make you smile

[Old Boar]

Finding the fault in the electric fence within a minute of entering the field.

 

[JWL]

I wasn't smiling at the time but ducked inbetween the top and bottom wire to get into one of the pony paddocks and got zapped good and proper between the shoulder blades.
It was an hour or two later before I smiled about it

 

[Pilgrimmick]

Tha cat burglar is getting bolder.

 

[haulmblower]

Can you not put a framed picture of @Landyman on the side table to remind him of old times?

 

[Pilgrimmick]

Can you not put a framed picture of @Landyman on the side table to remind him of old times?

Noooo, do not want to scare him off! He is just recovering from the PTSD of his capture.

 

[Landyman]

View attachment 602182 Tha cat burglar is getting bolder.

That rabbits gonna get it

 

[Landyman]

View attachment 602182 Tha cat burglar is getting bolder.

I am amazed at how he has settled with you and debs and chuffed to tears, i owe you a debt that i could never repay

 

[Pilgrimmick]

I am amazed at how he has settled with you and debs and chuffed to tears, i owe you a debt that i could never repay

You could try! £50 a week should cover it!

 

[Landyman]

You could try! £50 a week should cover it!

What you feeding the little sod fillet steak

 

[Pilgrimmick]

What you feeding the little sod fillet steak

Only the very best for the little fella!

 

[sawdust]

Only the very best for the little fella!

He's hardly little

 

[Pilgrimmick]

He's hardly little

Nor would you be if you ate what he does! No wonder @Landyman dumped him on us!

 

[sawdust]

That rabbits gonna get it

That's why it's trying to hide in among the flowers

 

[sawdust]

Nor would you be if you ate what he does! No wonder @Landyman dumped him on us!

Is your sheep numbers diminishing yet?

 

[bumkin]

View attachment 602182 Tha cat burglar is getting bolder.

its looking for somewhere to kindle

 

[Pilgrimmick]

its looking for somewhere to kindle

I doubt HE is!

 

[Wheyibuggermair]

I was plodging thought the mud carrying a bucket of sheep nuts, a pot of bright green raddle with a stick in it for late mixing, and an old broomstick (stop that thought!) to help with stability. I rounded a corner a bit too fast and went flying into the trough I have for watering the polytunnel which contains various forms of animal deposits, well stirred. The raddle landed down my front but the bucket of nuts remained completely upright - did not spill one. So I stopped doing the crawl in the trough (going through the motions?) and sloshed up to feed the sheep, the raddle could wait.
I did not think about where the mixing stick had gone until I arrived back in the yard and someone called and asked what was that in my hair...
This green stinky woman, dripping a variety of effluent, and they asked about my hair? Did make me smile!

Plodging? Though that was just up here in Northumberland, though it would have been 'plodging through the clarts'

 

[Alicecow]

Plodging? Though that was just up here in Northumberland, though it would have been 'plodging through the clarts'

I plodge too
Am gradually introducing it to the wild west

 

[rob1]

View attachment 602182 Tha cat burglar is getting bolder.

probably looking for somewhere warm when it snows, amazing things cats, they are so arrogant when they get their feet under the table looking on humans as their servants

 

[bumkin]

I doubt HE is!

it's looking to do something Betty pussy has done a woopsey