things that make you smile

[llamedos]

Glad to see your taking responsibility for him, god knows what he’d be like without you to keep him in check

 

[Philip Watkins]

?????
Now then, personally, I've not met @bovrill but from what I gather from seeing him on here, he seems like a fine chap and he certainly doesn't strike me as the sort that would have a pink fluffy @rse and definitely not one that's 'L' shaped
View attachment 617464 Am I missing something here

Having seen the picture purporting to be bovrill's arse I can assure you it is pink and fluffy
ps, I have met the fine chap that is bovrill

 

[multi power]

its coming !
Despite all the doom and gloom, sorry rain I mean, spring is starting to spring

 

[Philip Watkins]

Took this last week

 

[JWL]

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable...

 

[GTB]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=916535348496201

 

[mixed breed]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=916535348496201

Shouldn't laugh but....

 

[Wombat]

Ha I bet they would be the first to say cats don't harm wildlife. It was funny though

 

[multi power]

this big yellow thing appeared in the sky today
AND
It didn't even rain !
I sent the rain down to @Kiwi Pete

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

View attachment 619694 this big yellow thing appeared in the sky today
AND
It didn't even rain !
I sent the rain down to @Kiwi Pete

I hope he paid the haulage

 

[multi power]

I hope he paid the haulage

I hope so too, he's paying in sunshine !

 

[Kiwi Pete]

I hope he paid the haulage

 

[Sussex Martin]

View attachment 619694 this big yellow thing appeared in the sky today
AND
It didn't even rain !
I sent the rain down to @Kiwi Pete

But if he refuses the delivery you'll have to pick up the bill to have it returned .

 

[Kiwi Pete]

But if he refuses the delivery you'll have to pick up the bill to have it returned .

There will be fat chance of that.
Think the whole country has or is having rainfall bar my corner of it

My cattle are unhappy eating 6 inch long grass, the spoilt sh1!s prefer to have the foot long stuff.

My biggest fear is I'm going to soon have way too much rain especially if @multi power is sending proper Pembrokeshire murk

 

[yellowbelly]

My biggest fear is I'm going to soon have way too much rain especially if @multi power is sending proper Pembrokeshire murk

You'd better get used to it - once Brexit kicks in there'll be some sort of trade deal which lets your lamb in here but you have to have all our surplus rain in exchange

 

[Kiwi Pete]

You'd better get used to it - once Brexit kicks in there'll be some sort of trade deal which lets your lamb in here but you have to have all our surplus rain in exchange

I think there would be plenty of takers if you approached the right dudes with a deal!
Have just been out in the dark spraying it on

It may have some other goodies but most of it's water

 

[JWL]

 

[itsalwaysme]

View attachment 619792

There was a programme on TV yesterday called "Near Misses" or something like that, one story was about a guy out on a surf board got attacked by a great white shark one jaw was under the surfboard the other pinning his leg and "crown jewels" to the board, he tried thumping on the nose but no effect "like punching concrete" so he poked it in the eye, luckily shark released and he got away, He was on the programme and said "not many can say they've had their crown jewels in the mouth of a great white shark"

 

[borderterribles]

There was a programme on TV yesterday called "Near Misses" or something like that, one story was about a guy out on a surf board got attacked by a great white shark one jaw was under the surfboard the other pinning his leg and "crown jewels" to the board, he tried thumping on the nose but no effect "like punching concrete" so he poked it in the eye, luckily shark released and he got away, He was on the programme and said "not many can say they've had their crown jewels in the mouth of a great white shark"

No cos that ain't the same as a big fat Whale ,is it?

 

[multi power]

@Kiwi Pete something seems to have gone wrong with the shipping arrangements, sun never turned up today and it's raining AGAIN