things that make you smile

[rob1]

Spousal sharing.

One bottle of Malbec between the OH and I. She gets a small glass, I get the rest.

#equality

is spousal sharing northern for wife swapping ?

 

[smcapstick]

is spousal sharing northern for wife swapping ?

I’ll happy try others but I won’t share mine. I was always the greedy child!

 

[franklin]

Went shopping.
While there I got a phonecall.
Was from grain merchant.
"Do I remember a load of milling wheat I sent in on Dec 4th?"
Beginning to fear the news would be bad, but apparently I had a £9/t claim for hagberg and protein so they had asked for a retest (I hadnt asked)
Restest came back *today* with hagberg and protein fine, so I was getting a credit for best part of £300.
Spent exactly £300 on new Nintendo.
Brought Nintendo home and an going to hide it from my children and play Super Mario after they have gone to bed all night at a volume just loud enough for them to hear, while denying I have the item, and hiding it during the day so I am ace at it and set all the high scores.

Mwahahaha.

 

[franklin]

Also, I fear I may have now set a record for longest time between load delivery and retest result.

 

[rob1]

I’ll happy try others but I won’t share mine. I was always the greedy child!

funny thats what your wife said too

 

[Alicecow]

Couldn't understand half that but still

Didn't understand it but it was all plain English

 

[sawdust]

Left or right at the cattle grid??

As long as you don't do either on the cattle grid, especially on a push bike

 

[Philip Watkins]

Didn't understand it but it was all plain English

Just watched it again with earphones, managed the accent this time

 

[Alicecow]

Just watched it again with earphones, managed the accent this time

You might manage the one in the 'current weather' thread - just make sure that switch the swear filter on

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

You might manage the one in the 'current weather' thread - just make sure that switch the swear filter on

Watched that , get yourself on the naughty step . [emoji849]

 

[Philip Watkins]

You might manage the one in the 'current weather' thread - just make sure that switch the swear filter on

You're a naughty girl, Alice.

 

[Alicecow]

Sorry

 

[Philip Watkins]

Sorry

So you should be, you need a good spanking

 

[Alicecow]

So you should be, you need a good spanking

Just not the egg whisk, please...

 

[Philip Watkins]

Just not the egg whisk, please...

You ok with the fish slice or do you prefer a plain spatula?

 

[Alicecow]

You ok with the fish slice or do you prefer a plain spatula?

Depends if you have silicone or stainless steel (tends to be a bit cold in this weather!).

 

[Gator]

As long as you don't do either on the cattle grid, especially on a push bike

Push bike.....you have to be joking

 

[Philip Watkins]

Depends if you have silicone or stainless steel (tends to be a bit cold in this weather!).

After the first couple of slaps you won't notice the cold

 

[llamedos]

Receiving a lovely hand written Thank You note in the post.

@jojo @rc mx110
made my day, Thank you both x

 

[Alicecow]

After the first couple of slaps you won't notice the cold

Ooo errr!