things that make you smile

[Wombat]

Hot Fuzz on Tv

 

[zero]

Hot Fuzz on Tv

proper film!

 

[JWL]

 

[simon-0116]

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If you set hight right also helps with foot trimming

 

[Farmer Roy]

an old one, but still makes me smile

 

[mixed breed]

Oilseed hating local resident on faceache.

quite why you would walk your dog around a crop that gives you headaches is beyond me.

i just havnt got the heart to tell her its actually mustard

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

proper film!

Pub?



........


Yarp.

 

[kmo]

 

[JWL]

Why pay 5p for a bag when you can get a whole trolley for £1?

 

[A1an]

 

[Dr. Alkathene]

 

[betweenthelines]

You'd be surprised how many people want what most people would describe as "boring with no prospects and minimum wage"

 

[Dr. Alkathene]

You'd be surprised how many people want what most people would describe as "boring with no prospects and minimum wage"

Everyone that works for a farmer

 

[Shovelhands]

This made me smile today, I’m not a big Capri fan, nothing against them, just not my bag, but you didn’t have to be a fan of them to appreciate this gem of a 2.8i Capri, just parked in a car park! You could have been forgiven for thinking you were wandering past a exhibit in a car show! It was immaculate, stunning even!
What made it even better was, it was parked in a disabled bay, the old guy who owned it had his wheelchair in the boot!
I didn’t get to talk to him, he’d already got very interested folks chatting to him, but you could just imagine him owning it from new, his pride and joy...

 

[Arrowman]

That very rare and usually short lived moment when you realize that everything in your life is going good.

Also, realising how blessed I am to still have both my parents, who have done more for me already than anyone else ever will.

 

[JP1]

Shannon Bazen
September 15, 2017 · Effingham, SC, United States


A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs
“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”

 

[melted welly]

Monkman and Seagulls genius guide to Britain on bbc 2 makes me smile, they're great!

 

[primmiemoo]

On a more mundane note:

There's grass growing in the middle of the road again!

 

[holywell farmer]

Healthy looking cows

 

[Bob c]