things that make you smile

[Danllan]

be Confident in your job ,...........no 2 no chance`s

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2022921271335863

Hands up who can spot the nutters...

 

[Nearly]

Hands up who can spot the nutters...

All of them?

 

[Danllan]

My little girl is not at school today & was 'helping' earlier... can you spot the problem in the pic' below?

I didn't, until I put them on... I asked her why she hadn't checked that the boots were the right way round, she said that she had and pointed to hers, which matched mine...



(I wonder what the precise age is at which boots, crocs etc. feel uncomfortable on the wrong feet, my boys are older and don't have this problem anymore... )

 

[Danllan]

All of them?

Well, the ones in the video mainly, other notifications welcome too, I think...

 

[Av Gorritt]

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M&S want to know if you're ready for a 'love sausage' on valentines day?

not sure I could fancy that , although with a different arrangement I might just try . Pretty sure quite a few people on here will be getting one , but not M ' n' S brand

 

[betweenthelines]

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M&S want to know if you're ready for a 'love sausage' on valentines day?

At my age, I won't be able to manage more than a chipolata!

 

[mixed breed]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=971152173008664&id=115652035225353

 

[smcapstick]

At my age, I won't be able to manage more than a chipolata!

Good on you for trying, though!

 

[Slippery Slope]

Seeing ads for steak on tv again!

Hopefully the novelty of fake meat will wear off for the new vegan recruits!

 

[JP1]

 

[JP1]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=355571208631780

 

[kmo]

European Languages According To The Dutch

 

[JP1]

 

[Canada Farmer]

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Beware of bulls called "Turbo"

 

[Canada Farmer]

European Languages According To The Dutch

Seems aboot right ,eh?

 

[Paddington]

Took a couple of bales of hay out on a wheelbarrow to the ewes this morning, probably about a 400m round trip. Doesn't sound a great deal but with two knackered legs and averaging 1mph it seemed a major expedition. The ewes were pleased to see me and I pleased to see them.

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

I heard a curlew this morning , almost as if he was saying spring was nearly here . [emoji5]

 

[Netherfield]

I heard a curlew this morning , almost as if he was saying spring was nearly here . [emoji5]

You're getting as bad a my mother in law, first sight of a daffodil, and it'll soon be summer.

 

[yellowbelly]

You're getting as bad a my mother in law, first sight of a daffodil, and it'll soon be summer.

Well, there's only 316 days 'til Christmas

 

[Sharpy]

Well, there's only 316 days 'til Christmas

Feck off!!!