pine_guy
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- Location
- North Cumbria
While up skirting is illegal now, I assume it doesn’t cover up shelling
things that make you smile
- Thread starter rob1
- Start date
Roy_H
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Bull in a Chinese shop?
Roy_H
Member
Many moons ago before the advent of Photoshop a guy walked into the local butchers, he wasn't buying meat he had been sent by an estate agent to put up a flagboard by a property that was for sale but he couldn't find the house anywhere. The conversation went something like this : " Excuse me, could you tell me where "The Lilacs" is please? I know it's around here somewhere but I'm damned if I can't find it"
Butcher (Pointing to the house next door) "It's there mate" .
The man then looked at the picture on leaflet that the estate agent had given him then looked up at the house in question and said "Oh bloody hell , no wonder I couldn't find it (Then showing the butcher the picture), "Yet another tarted up and doctored photo!"
RushesToo
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- Location
- Fingringhoe
Shovelhands
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- Location
- Sunny Essex
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It's Essex. There is no rain. J'accuse. This is photo-shopped, clearly NOT real
It’s on his shower door...
- Location
- Near Colchester
It must have rained your way though - invoice following.View attachment 806820
It's Essex. There is no rain. J'accuse. This is photo-shopped, clearly NOT real
RushesToo
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- Location
- Fingringhoe
Some shiny stuff fell out of the sky, t'is true - but when I kicked a mole hill there was nothing that stopped it spreading perfectly. There were some glinty things in the air pretending to be water , but mostly "Nah" probably diamonds.
No record of a purchase order for useless diamonds falling out of the sky - so please cancel your invoice / issue a credit note please
[In fairness we got some wet, it's just less than inadequate]
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
- Location
- East Sussex
- Location
- Near Colchester
I sent a further lot last night, 17 mm total now, that has done some goodSome shiny stuff fell out of the sky, t'is true - but when I kicked a mole hill there was nothing that stopped it spreading perfectly. There were some glinty things in the air pretending to be water , but mostly "Nah" probably diamonds.
No record of a purchase order for useless diamonds falling out of the sky - so please cancel your invoice / issue a credit note please
[In fairness we got some wet, it's just less than inadequate]
- Location
- Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk
- Location
- South wales
Looking at the bloke something looks off his feet are massiveForced perspective? They aren't that big surely?
- Location
- N.Lincs
Forced perspective? They aren't that big surely?
Here's another pic.....
....looks fairly big in this one too.
I'm guessing you don't get many of 'em in an Ifor Williams trailer
Paddington
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- Location
- Soggy Shropshire
Trying to leave the supermarket car park, my way was blocked by two Asian gentlemen dressed in company T shirts with a logo and having a heated conversation in Punjabi or whatever with a lot of arm waving. About to hit the horn I realised the company logo was in fact that of West Mercia Police.....