things that make you smile

JP1

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Livestock Farmer
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Gerbert

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Location
Dutch biblebelt
I replaced a part on my jd 6930, kind of daunting as it involved removing a fair bit of fuellines of which I wasn't sure I'd remember how to put them back. I did manage to get it back together and working but it quickly threw up some error codes. One of them I found out was crankshaft sensor missing and I got a message that the waterseperator was full, which I figured was the other one. I figured I ruined the crankshaft sensor when I swopped it into the new part. I tried to drain the waterbowl but only fuel came it.
As it turned out, the electrical plugs where the same and I swopped them :LOL:
 

DrWazzock

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Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
Was coming out of the hospital today and bumped into a fellow who walks his dog through our yard. We have often chatted in the yard. Said “hello”, and it took him a moment or two to recognise me.
“Didn’t recognise you” he said “as you are not covered in …..err…”
“sh!t or oil?” I replied.
“Yes that’s it” he said. And we had a laugh.
 

Rossymons

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Location
Cornwall
Sister, BiL and niece have been over for the weekend.

In between doing jobs I stopped for a drink and made my niece and I a milkshake.

"I dont like strawberry milkshake, Uncle Ross. I only like chocolate!"

Ok, well I'll make a strawberry one anyway and if you dont like it I'll make you some squash.

So I made it, chucked in a curly straw

"I don't like it, Uncle Ross" before she promptly inhaled the lot and going "AAAAAAAHHHH!!!" at the end like we all do after necking a pint!

4 year olds for you
 

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Man fined £300 for bonfire-related waste offences

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Written by William Kellett from Agriland

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A man has pleaded guilty at Newtownards Magistrates’ Court to waste offences relating to a bonfire next to the electrical sub-station on the Circular Road in Newtownards, Co. Down.

Gareth Gill (51) of Abbot’s Walk, Newtownards pleaded guilty to two charges under the Waste and Contaminated Land (Northern Ireland) Order 1997, for which he was fined £150 each and ordered to pay a £15 offender’s levy

On June 25, 2018, PSNI officers went to Gill’s yard, where they found a large amount of waste consisting of scrap wood, pallets, carpet and underlay.

Discussion with Northern Ireland Environment Agency (NIEA) officers confirmed the site...
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