things that make you smile

JP1

Member
Livestock Farmer
Advice from an 80 year old man............
1. Have a firm handshake.
2. Look people in the eye.
3. Sing in the shower.
4. Own a great stereo system.
5. If in a fight, hit first and hit hard.
6. Keep secrets.
7. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen everyday.
8. Always accept an outstretched hand.
9. Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.
10. Whistle.
11. Avoid sarcastic remarks.
12. Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 per cent of all your happiness or misery.
13. Make it a habit to do nice things for people who will never find out.
14. Lend only those books you never care to see again.
15. Never deprive someone of hope; it might be all that they have.
16. When playing games with children, let them win.
17. Give people a second chance, but not a third.
18. Be romantic.
19. Become the most positive and enthusiastic person you know.
20. Loosen up. Relax. Except for rare life-and-death matters, nothing is as important as it first seems.
21. Don't allow the phone to interrupt important moments. It's there for our convenience, not the caller's.
22. Be a good loser.
23. Be a good winner.
24. Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret.
25. When someone hugs you, let them be the first to let go.
26. Be modest. A lot was accomplished before you were born.
27. Keep it simple.
28. Beware of the person who has nothing to lose.
29. Don't burn bridges. You'll be surprised how many times you have to cross the same river.
30. Live your life so that your epitaph could read, No Regrets
31. Be bold and courageous. When you look back on life, you'll regret the things you didn't do more than the ones you did.
32. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.
33. Remember no one makes it alone. Have a grateful heart and be quick to acknowledge those who helped you.
34. Take charge of your attitude. Don't let someone else choose it for you.
35. Visit friends and relatives when they are in hospital; you need only stay a few minutes.
36. Begin each day with some of your favourite music.
37. Once in a while, take the scenic route.
38. Send a lot of Valentine cards. Sign them, 'Someone who thinks you're terrific.'
39. Answer the phone with enthusiasm and energy in your voice.
40. Keep a note pad and pencil on your bed-side table. Million-dollar ideas sometimes strike at 3 a.m.
41. Show respect for everyone who works for a living, regardless of how trivial their job.
42. Send your loved ones flowers. Think of a reason later.
43. Make someone's day by paying the toll for the person in the car behind you.
44. Become someone's hero.
45. Marry only for love.
46. Count your blessings.
47. Compliment the meal when you're a guest in someone's home.
48. Wave at the children on a school bus.
49. Remember that 80 per cent of the success in any job is based on your ability to deal with people.
50. Don't expect life to be fair
 

JP1

Member
Livestock Farmer
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Lincs Lass

Member
Location
north lincs
I couldn't decide if this was Make me Smile ,,think WTF or just get my back up ,anyway here goes.
Get a call this morning from an elderly Indian lady that's lived in the village for 50 years ,,big smart Georgian house ,used to be a rectory .
Its surrounded by lots of trees ,some are 200 yrs old but are getting past their best .
She starts by saying some of these trees are getting felled ,disease, wind damage ,generally unsafe ,,the tree surgeon knows me very well and would I be interested in clearing them up once dropped ,,Is the Pope a catholic, a silly question to ask me when it comes to timber and local.

She then says would I buy it all ,,hold up ,you just asked If I wanted it ,no mention paying for it when she first asks me .
These trees are total beyond the capabilities of anybody else in the village ,I talking 3 ft plus .
When I said tree surgeons are dumping wood because its too costly to take away ,the new regulations of selling logs at a specific moister I think made her realize that giving it away was the only option ,nobody is going to buy it ,,tree surgeon has priced the job to drop them and clear away the brash ,,he doesn't want them as he's not local and will cost a fortune to shift them .
My thoughts are that she wants the trees down for nothing if she wanted paying for the timber .
Told her Ill clear it in my time but no way im paying her .
Most tree companies would take it away and then charge again for the logs that come from it ,earning twice
 

JP1

Member
Livestock Farmer
Been messaging a fellow Galloway breeder tonight who farms on the Russian / Mongolian border

Sadly I doubt I'll ever get chance to visit him but fascinating at one totally different life and then as stock people almost identical

Power of social media (and hashtags) or we'd probably never have connected

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