things that make you smile

[jpd]

We had rice pudding for pudding tonight, we had an argument which was better, jam or brown sugar?

neither
get some vanilla ice cream
let it melt into the hot rice

heaven

 

[Sid]

TikTok - Make Your Day

If you don't say awww you need to see a Dr

 

[sjt01]

TikTok - Make Your Day

If you don't say awww you need to see a Dr

Bet that trailer is not easy to reverse - drawbar too short!

 

[WASP]

 

[JP1]

 

[Will 1594]

House viewing , two villages away ,
had to meet girl from agents ,at 3.30
any how ,we carting muck from one of horse girls , so made a slight detour ,with loaded trailer ,pull up at house ,its on a main road through village , get out , and go see her
any way , she says , would you mind if your wife looks round house , inside ,
dont think she could stomach the well rotted cow and horse muck ,
then a chap over road walks across when setting off back , can i have a couple wheel barrow full for garden , yes sir of course ,shall i back on drive and open back door a crack and leave you a bit , ,
so ended up stood on top of sqwelchy slop forking a bit off for him

 

[Muddyroads]

House viewing , two villages away ,
had to meet girl from agents ,at 3.30
any how ,we carting muck from one of horse girls , so made a slight detour ,with loaded trailer ,pull up at house ,its on a main road through village , get out , and go see her
any way , she says , would you mind if your wife looks round house , inside ,
dont think she could stomach the well rotted cow and horse muck ,
then a chap over road walks across when setting off back , can i have a couple wheel barrow full for garden , yes sir of course ,shall i back on drive and open back door a crack and leave you a bit , ,
so ended up stood on top of sqwelchy slop forking a bit off for him

Now if you were @Hfd Cattle he would have paid you handsomely for the dung, then after you bought the house he’d be constantly supplying you with the fresh veg it grew.

Come to think of it, the chap would probably have turned out to be the house owner and given you the house in return for the dung!

 

[Fendt516profi]

Now if you were @Hfd Cattle he would have paid you handsomely for the dung, then after you bought the house he’d be constantly supplying you with the fresh veg it grew.

Come to think of it, the chap would probably have turned out to be the house owner and given you the house in return for the dung!

I had to scroll back up to check who'd posted.

 

[Will 1594]

Now if you were @Hfd Cattle he would have paid you handsomely for the dung, then after you bought the house he’d be constantly supplying you with the fresh veg it grew.

Come to think of it, the chap would probably have turned out to be the house owner and given you the house in return for the dung!

Sums job up nicely

 

[Aspiring Peasants]

I'll get my coat

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

I photographed this strange vapour this afternoon . For some reason it made me smile in bewilderment .

 

[Nearly]

I photographed this strange vapour this afternoon . For some reason it made me smile in bewilderment . View attachment 1010637

@Dman2 looks to be running a bit rough.

 

[YorkshireAndrew]

Twice used chip fat probably .

 

[Muddyroads]

I photographed this strange vapour this afternoon . For some reason it made me smile in bewilderment . View attachment 1010637

Is it Chinese for “oops, sorry”?

 

[Dman2]

Just sending smoke signals, saying get the kettle on

 

[Av Gorritt]

There used to be a locomotive driver who, when he was nearing the end of his shift , would send "Ilkla Moor Baht At " on his whistle , when he was near to home , and that was to let his OH know that he'd be in for tea/ supper , whatever in half an hour ! . Puzzled many people for a time .

 

[CPF]

Put the kettle on

 

[milkloss]

Growing up on a farm:

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[melted welly]

7yr old son finished his glass of milk….

“Ahhh….. I downed that like I was on Downing Street”

He says he’s been paying more attention to the news. Fair play, made me chuckle.

 

[Wombat]

One of my lads birthdays tomorrow so wife has been making his cake.