Today at work

[simmy_bull]

I shouldnt have posted that pic as the next cow calved at 3pm sheeted and if i was 20 seconds quicker would have saved it but wasnt and didnt fek sake !!!! another born grand tho and waiting on a heifer at the moment.

By sheeted do you mean born in the bag? Excuse my ignorance I've never heard that expression before. If that's what you do mean that's a barsteward when it happens I've had it with lambs walked I. The shed moments too late...

 

[robbie]

Made a start ploughing some beet land.

 

[Hilly]

First Commandment of keeping coos.......

When t'jobs going reet, and you're feeling 'chuffed'.......







You know you're only minutes away from next disaster

Yes, i also failed to say that cow was quite sensible hence phone out teking pics, however i had to shift her about 400 meters up the road and into the field, got to the gate and she must have got pee'd off with me and tried to rub me into the tarmac with her head ! pretty scary actually second one thats caught me this year they have been more angry than ever before i dont know why luckily when she got me down she went back to calf.

 

[Hilly]

By sheeted do you mean born in the bag? Excuse my ignorance I've never heard that expression before. If that's what you do mean that's a barsteward when it happens I've had it with lambs walked I. The shed moments too late...

Yes, seen it as i was walking towards shed burst into a run nearly ended myself leaping feed barrier but seconds to late, bit of swearing i can tell you, but hey ho nowt can be done just got to get on with it.

 

[Flossie]

FFS,I've sacked people for less! And the door open.View attachment 315384

You're sacked

 

[simmy_bull]

Yes, seen it as i was walking towards shed burst into a run nearly ended myself leaping feed barrier but seconds to late, bit of swearing i can tell you, but hey ho nowt can be done just got to get on with it.

Shouldn't like your post but good effort for vaulting over the barrier! It's abit like something will happen when your having a cuppa tea and you come out the house and discover your tea has just cost you X number of £

One of my fears is suckler cows turning as I'm mainly on my own like most other folks and there's no phone signal round our yard it's ok HSE preaching keep your phone but only if the blasted thing works in a crisis.

 

[roscoe erf]

checking some calves still bloody wet here but they seem happy

 

[kneedeep]

Yes, i also failed to say that cow was quite sensible hence phone out teking pics, however i had to shift her about 400 meters up the road and into the field, got to the gate and she must have got pee'd off with me and tried to rub me into the tarmac with her head ! pretty scary actually second one thats caught me this year they have been more angry than ever before i dont know why luckily when she got me down she went back to calf.

Can't 'like' this post.

Watch yerself .

 

[mtx.jag]

Getting some corn in at last..

 

[Hilly]

Shouldn't like your post but good effort for vaulting over the barrier! It's abit like something will happen when your having a cuppa tea and you come out the house and discover your tea has just cost you X number of £

One of my fears is suckler cows turning as I'm mainly on my own like most other folks and there's no phone signal round our yard it's ok HSE preaching keep your phone but only if the blasted thing works in a crisis.

Im the same, work alone and no signal.

 

[kneedeep]

Shouldn't like your post but good effort for vaulting over the barrier! It's abit like something will happen when your having a cuppa tea and you come out the house and discover your tea has just cost you X number of £

One of my fears is suckler cows turning as I'm mainly on my own like most other folks and there's no phone signal round our yard it's ok HSE preaching keep your phone but only if the blasted thing works in a crisis.

29 of the longest minutes of my life..
Lying paralysed in a ditch , willing the feckin 'signal' symbol to put up one bar.....

I made 40 odd sodding futile attempts at phonecalls before it popped up.

Real life dramas are somewhat different than in Hse la la land.

 

[Flossie]

Belinda waiting for her cuddle after milking

Bull wanted one too, but there's a lot more of him behind that trough

Eulb's birthday Why have a dog and all that........

Got him a picture













Of a fekkin cow Like coals to Newcastle

 

[simmy_bull]

29 of the longest minutes of my life..
Lying paralysed in a ditch , willing the feckin 'signal' symbol to put up one bar.....

I made 40 odd sodding futile attempts at phonecalls before it popped up.

Real life dramas are somewhat different than in Hse la la land.

thank goodness it did pop up else who knows how long you'd of laid there. The other thing I've found is after we had kids it was like I could suddenly "see" danger things seamed to become more obvious some how and it made me think twice about some things I would of rushed into. but accidents still happen. Was it air ambulance job when they got you out?

 

[rc mx110]

Belinda waiting for her cuddle after milking
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Bull wanted one too, but there's a lot more of him behind that trough
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Eulb's birthday Why have a dog and all that........
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Got him a picture













Of a fekkin cow Like coals to Newcastle
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So why u posting on here tonight??

 

[Philip Watkins]

I'm sure the forum would prefer a pic of floss getting hosed down.

Seeing as @Flossie liked this post, it's only right we should have a pic of her being hosed down

 

[Flossie]

Seeing as @Flossie liked this post, it's only right we should have a pic of her being hosed down

I'm just too polite-don't like to offend

So why u posting on here tonight??

Going to bed right now

 

[Philip Watkins]

I'm just too polite-don't like to offend

Going to bed right now

Spoil sport.

 

[Muddy Boots]

Playing chicken with this for100m plus, and no damage except nerves!

 

[kneedeep]

thank goodness it did pop up else who knows how long you'd of laid there. The other thing I've found is after we had kids it was like I could suddenly "see" danger things seamed to become more obvious some how and it made me think twice about some things I would of rushed into. but accidents still happen. Was it air ambulance job when they got you out?

Nope , it'd gone dark.
I had resigned myself to having a long night under the stars( it was warm enough, middle of summer)
Bloody ambulance took 53 minutes to get to me, 7 calls into em, despite A&E hospital being 3 miles away, and ambulance station 4 miles t'other direction.
Being on Lancs/Merseyside border we 'got lost' in the gap.

To be fair, once they did turn up, there were four paramedic response units,
water extraction team,
all terrain extraction unit....
Doctor in frogman gear.....


Kids definitely change your perspective on life,
as does a stay in ITU. .

 

[sleepy]

Spread some fertiliser

This grinds my gears

Put spreader back in its house

Took the hedgecutter off this one and gave it a bath

Gave this one a blizt too

Cat snoozes on the warm bonnet