Townies, eh?

[Bald Rick]

What bozo goes to the bother of bagging up a dog turd only to hang it on a branch at tit level on one if my farm access tracks. Don't they know that's valuable slug food?
Townies, eh?

 

[7610 super q]

Never understood that either. Dog turd will disappear within 3 weeks, if left to it's own devices.
Plastic bags however......

 

[n.w]

I think people that do that should be shot.......... or is that to quick ?

 

[Still Farming]

Same around here?
Unless they will be using "The new" supermarket "Compostable", plastic bags?

 

[OGB]

Done thing nowadays....bag it up, and sling it in the hedgerow! Same round our neck of the woods

 

[Paddington]

The council are advocating the stick n' flick method round here to keep droppings off the paths, but how many walkers will want to get their £100 titanium walking poles dirty ?

 

[Campbell]

And nearly as bizarre, to see folks [often very pretty ladies ] swinging a bag of the afore mentioned stuff from their hands, as they nonchalantly parade around the streets.

 

[OGB]

And nearly as bizarre, to see folks [often very pretty ladies ] swinging a bag of the afore mentioned stuff from their hands, as they nonchalantly parade around the streets.

totally agree...especially with no 4 legged mutt in tow

 

[Granite Farmer]

I see it around my neck of the woods. Luckily in town and busy paths the council have provided ample shite bins. Also I was in the peak district over the weekend and went to a place called Dovedale. Loads of people, loads of children, loads of dogs and little black bags flung into the trees and bushes.

 

[spark plug]

You see all sorts round these parts but usually, During the summer the, bags promptly get hung in the trees and bushes. But in the winter, there is more of a chance of them marking it to a bin of some sort, Being used as a hand warmer on the way.

 

[farmerm]

Bag hangers should be put in the local stocks on Saturday morning and have similar bags thrown at them for a few hours

 

[spark plug]

Bag hangers

Oh there’s a name for them!

 

[7610 super q]

Bag hanging doggers...

 

[Red Fred]

We get it on the common. The only explanation which seemed at least believable was that the dog owners meant to pick up the aforementioned doggie-doos on their way back to avoid carrying it all round their walk, but then either "forgot" or were diverted and came home a different way. Can't see any other reason for it.

 

[Goweresque]

Bag hanging doggers...

A spoonerism of that would be Hag banging doggers

 

[Still Farming]

totally agree...especially with no 4 legged mutt in tow

Condoms over hedge nice too???

 

[Still Farming]

Like Christmas with all the trees and bushes decorated?

 

[7610 super q]

Condoms over hedge nice too???

Yeah, saves buying them.

 

[Still Farming]

Yeah, saves buying them.

Quick rinse

 

[OGB]

conversations now at the level of a lavatory brush...still entertaining though?