Trading standards inspection on Arable Farm

Chap

Member
@Chap , have you got a weigh bridge?

We had a spot inspection from Trading Standards last week.
They turned up with a 48 tonne test vehicle, 2 drivers and a bloke in suit and high viz with a clipboard.
He wasn't amused when I asked to see his paperwork for being 4 tonnes overweight.
No thank god!
 
Specifically several billion for foot and mouth.
Maybe, but foot and mouth was imported into the country, it is thought most likely to feed British soldiers at the army barracks close to heddon the wall. And whilst it may have cost millions/billions to deal with many , probably all stock farmers lost out not only dealing with the extra regulations but by being at the mercy of the meat trade with the markets closed not to mention the extra stress.

F&M is not something farmers want to see and whilst trading standards might make a bit of a thing about movements and clean trailers the place it needs stopping is at our borders.
 

deere66

Member
Location
York
Piece of pee. Show spray records, cats are the pest controllers, no fert stored in grain store and keep him/her talking about other things like welfare abuse in abbatoirs. Be friendly not nasty and you'll be fine
 

Chap

Member
Piece of pee. Show spray records, cats are the pest controllers, no fert stored in grain store and keep him/her talking about other things like welfare abuse in abbatoirs. Be friendly not nasty and you'll be fine
Thanks looking forward to it!
 

Heathland

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
Had mine last autumn,no worries,just showed her all the red tractor records,she want to have a look in the corn stores,no issues.
Got a RPA inspection tomorrow which is my first inspection :banghead::poop::poop::nailbiting:.
 

Chap

Member
Had mine last autumn,no worries,just showed her all the red tractor records,she want to have a look in the corn stores,no issues.
Got a RPA inspection tomorrow which is my first inspection :banghead::poop::poop::nailbiting:.
Good luck tomorrow.....
None of my sheds are cleaned out for harvest. Got machines backed in everywhere. Will this matter?
 

Heathland

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
Good luck tomorrow.....
None of my sheds are cleaned out for harvest. Got machines backed in everywhere. Will this matter?
No shouldn't do,just has long as there is no pools of oil,better not park your sprayer in there,just in case.
My sheds aren't cleaned out either(y).
 

sirclip

Member
We had one a couple of years back. Two girls who looked about 16 got out of a white van. never said a word, donned white hard hats, hy viz jackets, armed themselves with a load of self seal plastic bags, camera, rubber gloves, and a trowel!
The conversation went something like this:
"We want to see where you produce the food"
"OK this is a grain store"
I opened the first shed which had 800 tons of wheat in and they peered into the darkness and said "OK".
"Right, we want to see where you keep your poisons"
So I took them to my spray shed and they had no idea what planet they were on. So I said "Do you want to see my spray records?". Probably, they said, so I gave them about twenty years worth of recommendation sheets and sprayer records. They looked at them, but it was obvious they had no idea what they were looking at.
"We would like to see how clean your machinery is". The only thing in the yard was my vaderstad which had just come in from drilling 800 acres of cereals, and fairly covered in dust,
"But where is the machinery you use to produce food?"
"That is the machinery we use to produce food. we grow wheat, barley and rape, stick it on a lorry and that is the last we see of it! It's not a jam factory!!!"
I think at this point they realised they were out of their depth and decided to go.
"Hang on" I said, "I need some proof that you were here and passed inspection"
They rummaged about in the van, produced a pad signed it, gave it to me for the records, and left. It wasn't till after they left I took a good look at the form they signed and it was a cattle inspection form, and we havn't had a cow on the farm for 50 years.
Last year they asked to do another inspection so I related the story. She then said "Do you do mill and mix" and I said no. So he said "we will give it a miss then".

Never did discover what they wanted a trowel for!!!
 
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Chap

Member
We had one a couple of years back. Two girls who looked about 16 got out of a white van. never said a word, donned white hard hats, hy viz jackets, armed themselves with a load of self seal plastic bags, camera, rubber gloves, and a trowel!
The conversation went something like this:
"We want to see where you produce the food"
"OK this is a grain store"
I opened the first shed which had 800 tons of wheat in and they peered into the darkness and said "OK".
"Right, we want to see where you keep your poisons"
So I took them to my spray shed and they had no idea what planet they were on. So I said "Do you want to see my spray records?". Probably, they said, so I gave them about twenty years worth of recommendation sheets and sprayer records. They looked at them, but it was obvious they had no idea what they were looking at.
"We would like to see how clean your machinery is". The only thing in the yard was my vaderstad which had just come in from drilling 800 acres of cereals, and fairly covered in dust,
"But where is the machinery you use to produce food?"
"That is the machinery we use to produce food. we grow wheat, barley and rape, stick it on a lorry and that is the last we see of it! It's not a jam factory!!!"
I think at this point the realised they were out of their depth and decided to go.
"Hang on" I said, "I need some proof that you were here and passed inspection"
They rummaged about in the van, produced a pad signed it, gave it to me for the records, and left. It wasn't till after they left I took a good look at the form they signed and it was a cattle inspection form, and we havn't had a cow on the farm for 50 years.
Last year they asked to do another inspection so I related the story. She then said "Do you do mill and mix" and I said no. So he said "we will give it a miss then".

Never did discover what they wanted a trowel for!!!
Ha, What a total waste of time, jobs for the boys...
 
Had mine last autumn,no worries,just showed her all the red tractor records,she want to have a look in the corn stores,no issues.
Got a RPA inspection tomorrow which is my first inspection :banghead::poop::poop::nailbiting:.
I thought one of the selling points of red tractor assurance was that other agencies would take membership as a sign of compliance with regulations so you would get less inspections

It makes you wonder if RT have been telling farmers lies in order to sell their scheme................in which case would that make it ok for farmers to tell lies in order to pass an inspection? After all, what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander.
 

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