UK to face Brexit Toilet paper Crisis.

[Muck Spreader]

A good incentive not to sh!t yourself over Brexit.

https://www.thejournal.ie/toilet-paper-no-deal-brexit-4843139-Oct2019/

 

[Widgetone]

no sh*t sherlock

Lets have a run on loo rolls

 

[Exfarmer]

My wife said we will just have to use the newspaper.
Thats fine but we take it on line.
Think the Ipad is a bit shiney

 

[rob1]

I read some of the comments, some pretty unsavoury lot over there

 

[stewart]

Cut the Daily Mail into little squares to wipe your arse with, that's about all it is fit for.

 

[manhill]

Should make political leaflets out of soft paper by law!!
Soft but strong that is!

 

[Exfarmer]

Cut the Daily Mail into little squares to wipe your arse with, that's about all it is fit for.

I would not have the mail in my house even to wipe my a*** with it, it would only spread the s**t further

 

[Agrivator]

If a swan's neck was good enough for Henry 8th, it's good enough for.

 

[nivilla1982]

Andrex Pooh-Poohs Brexit Scare Stories

Guido is disappointed to report that post-Brexit, readers will not have to resort to using copies of The New European when they go to the loo; as beloved

order-order.com

 

[Scribus]

If a swan's neck was good enough for Henry 8th, it's good enough for.

Didn't royals in the past have other folk doing the job for them? I seem to remember reading that it was something of an honour as it meant you were one of the king's favourites.

 

[czechmate]

Didn't royals in the past have other folk doing the job for them? I seem to remember reading that it was something of an honour as it meant you were one of the king's favourites.

Are you getting confused with serving in tennis?

 

[Scribus]

Are you getting confused with serving in tennis?

Here we go, Groom of the Stool -

Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Danllan]

A good incentive not to sh!t yourself over Brexit.

https://www.thejournal.ie/toilet-paper-no-deal-brexit-4843139-Oct2019/

Er… it's the snowflake branch of the remainers who are sh!tting bricks, the rest of us are fine.

That written, I know of a chap who's business is the import and distribution or arse-showers...

Here we go, Groom of the Stool -

Groom of the Stool - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You'd have to trust someone carrying a dagger if you let him do that.

 

[Mek]

Didn't royals in the past have other folk doing the job for them? I seem to remember reading that it was something of an honour as it meant you were one of the king's favourites.

You mean they don’t now ? There’s another illusion shattered ??

 

[Scribus]

You mean they don’t now ? There’s another illusion shattered ??

You could always apply, it'll be a talking point on the CV.

 

[Agrivator]

The Japanese Emperor has an'' inspector of the stool''. Or at least he did.

The inspector must have a boring time whenever his Emperor is constipated.

 

[Mek]

You could always apply, it'll be a talking point on the CV.

I’ve done worse jobs & probably for less money in worse conditions.?

 

[7610 super q]

I’ve done worse jobs & probably for less money in worse conditions.?

Well that's life in the EU for you....