- Location
- Scottish Highlands
The best scam (Oops! Sorry!) ever had to be fibre goats.
The rise in popularity here coincided with a collapse of the market in New Zealand and UK producers were able to buy NZ stock with UK grant aid, then sell the breeding stock at extortionate prices!
Just for fun, I phoned the grant awarding body (which would probably prefer to remain nameless) and asked if I could get a grant for rhinoceros farming as I intended breeding them for their horns. The inspector listened to me with serious attention until I had to admit that it was a leg pull. She replied, "Well, it does sound like something we would fund!"
The rise in popularity here coincided with a collapse of the market in New Zealand and UK producers were able to buy NZ stock with UK grant aid, then sell the breeding stock at extortionate prices!
Just for fun, I phoned the grant awarding body (which would probably prefer to remain nameless) and asked if I could get a grant for rhinoceros farming as I intended breeding them for their horns. The inspector listened to me with serious attention until I had to admit that it was a leg pull. She replied, "Well, it does sound like something we would fund!"