Vegan come backs

[caveman]

Just booked another pig into abbatoir.
Have been warned vegans may be at the gate to try to educate me in the error of my ways.
Rather than just mowing the beggers down, was looking for some humerous and non confrontational comebacks if I am challenged in a reasonable manner.
Cheers

 

[Clive]

Throw a bag of salad at them

 

[caveman]

Throw a bag of salad at them

Suppose they can have the tate, carrot peelings and dirty cabbage leaves etc, that master pig won't want any more.

 

[Greenbeast]

I just ignore and drive through.
The animal save movement are pretty harmless, although they will rest on the bonnet if the police haven't attended.

 

[TheTallGuy]

If they do any blocking or make any noisy protest then politely point out that their actions are hardly improving the welfare of the animal(s) in the back!!

 

[Spuddler]

Make sure your eating a bacon sandwich on the way in!

 

[Scholsey]

If you had a battery electric fencer connected up to your truck/trailer, if they touched it would they get a shock with out it effecting the stock? Just whack the croc clips on the battery when they start walking up to you.

 

[JJT]

 

[Hilly]

He got the fright he deserved, proper sh!t himself

 

[Adam@Rumen]

"Your very existence is due to your forefathers consuming meat, how does that make you feel?"

 

[foul mouth phil]

Just booked another pig into abbatoir.
Have been warned vegans may be at the gate to try to educate me in the error of my ways.
Rather than just mowing the beggers down, was looking for some humerous and non confrontational comebacks if I am challenged in a reasonable manner.
Cheers

Went to a new to us local abbatoir with some nice fat barren cows,it was during the Easter break, had the youth with me,we drove down the approaching road when someone who was sitting on the verge with a group of people jumped up and stood in the road,didn’t really have time to lamp the brakes on so he ended up on the bonnet, I got out the truck not knowing who they were or what drove him to attempted suicide,but as I went to help him up heard me son shouting at another one of the group they were filming him holding a sign saying murderer, the penny dropped then I knew they were just a few carrot crunchers,got phone out of the things hand and wanged it in the back of the trailer,not havin anyone takin pics of my son! We then unloaded washed out and went home,they were about half a mile up the road by this time looking really fed up.

 

[JCMaloney]

I find it very surprising that our local abbatoir hasn`t had any problems though they are a very discreet unit with a few cattle in lairage and very little external advertising.

Run `em over on the grounds of animal welfare............the irony will kill them.

 

[foul mouth phil]

I find it very surprising that our local abbatoir hasn`t had any problems though they are a very discreet unit with a few cattle in lairage and very little external advertising.

Run `em over on the grounds of animal welfare............the irony will kill them.

I didn’t run them over,they ran in front of my truck!

 

[Muck Spreader]

Some barmy stuff on Peta
https://listverse.com/2013/05/30/10-insane-facts-about-peta/

 

[Brisel]

If you do get stopped, take a look at what they are wearing. I'll bet half of them have leather trainers or belts... Feel free to point that out, just as Piers Morgan did to George Monbiot

 

[Robigus]

Just booked another pig into abbatoir.
Have been warned vegans may be at the gate to try to educate me in the error of my ways.
Rather than just mowing the beggers down, was looking for some humerous and non confrontational comebacks if I am challenged in a reasonable manner.
Cheers

You could point out the thousands of pigeons, rats, mice, bugs, grubs and caterpillars that have to be killed to produce their vegetables.
Only an idiot would start throwing things at them and give them the video upload they are looking for.

 

[Landy Nick]

Reminds me of when a couple of lads decided to play chicken when driving through the village one afternoon. I never braked, but floored it instead. Shooked them up a bit and I doubt they play chicken again.

 

[Wiking]

You could point out the thousands of pigeons, rats, mice, bugs, grubs and caterpillars that have to be killed to produce their vegetables.
Only an idiot would start throwing things at them and give them the video upload they are looking for.

Your signature fits quite well - "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument."

 

[topground]

Try ' How do you feel about your mother feeding you baby milk formula to keep you alive as an infant, how can you live with yourself?'

 

[Bald Rick]

"Cook my Socks"

"Your ancestors were really sh!t at hunting"

"If you're trying to save animals, why are you eating their food?"