Our agronomist has married a vet.Marry a vet and you will never need to visit a doctor again. Obviously you don't get a lot of sympathy but we have lots of ketamine.
He cut his head badly so went to A+E.After X amount of hours waiting he went home without being seen and his wife administered local anaesthetic and used the thinnest stitches she had to close the wound.
Looked a tidy job.
This is what healthcare in the UK has come to.