Watch you dont rip your buttocks to shreds out there

[Mow]

Brian May hospitalised after ‘ripping his buttocks to shreds’ in gardening accident

Queen guitarist said he sustained his injuries after being ‘over-enthusiastic’ in his garden, though didn’t share specifics

www.independent.co.uk

 

[jondear]

Perhaps he got taken from behind by Mr stripey!

 

[Lili]

He's pulled a muscle in his bum

 

[Cowabunga]

'Gardening'. Yeah right! If he says so.?

 

[chaffcutter]

Probably playing with the pet.............

 

[bobk]

He's buggered now , spends most of his time talking through his glutus maximus .

 

[quattro]

Probably been trying to help a badger,which then got its claws to him

 

[Scholsey]

Would have thought this would have been more likely to have happened when Freddie was alive.

 

[Swarfmonkey]

Anita went in dry with the strap-on?

 

[Dr. Alkathene]

Perhaps he got taken from behind by Mr stripey!

TB or not TB
That is the question.

 

[betweenthelines]

A right pain in the arse.

I hear he's injured himself in the garden

 

[betweenthelines]

Playing hide-the-cucumber?

 

[Northeastfarmer]

Playing hide-the-cucumber?

Hide the badger

 

[kmo]

"Under pressure"
"Another bites the dust"

 

[Bald Rick]

Playing hide-the-cucumber?

What a lovely day for putting a cucumber through a letterbox and shouting “The Aliens have landed”

 

[Longlowdog]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.

 

[delilah]

"Under pressure"
"Another bites the dust"

fat bottomed twunts

 

[topground]

Nothing trivial I hope.

 

[Brisel]

'Gardening'. Yeah right! If he says so.?

Uphill?

 

[Roy_H]

Maybe got tupped up the rear by the only deer he that didn't manage to cull on his property?