Weekly Caption Competition

[Shovelhands]

Shout if we’ve had this already, and I will change it if we have

 

[bovrill]

Osteopath's new treatment for a saw back.

 

[Roy_H]

Shout if we’ve had this already, and I will change it if we have
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Eric was rather sorry that Bill had recently been watching Wallis and Gromit in "A Grand Day Out".

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For the uninitiated!

 

[David.]

If Bubba was going to be a builder, he was going to need a proper bum cleavage.

 

[robo]

is this really the new black and decker work mate ??

 

[fudge]

Mexican regrets move to USA.

 

[Pilgrimmick]

STOP, you idiot, if you are not careful you could have your toe off!

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

I hope that's a 110 volt saw, I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt

 

[Netherfield]

This will cure your constipation

 

[Kiwi Pete]

He's converting him into a T&G shark...

 

[Alicecow]

"Mind the crack"

 

[Oat]

I'll have a 'back, sack and crack' please

 

[Oat]

Talk about 'ripping someone a new a**ehole', I think they took it literally

 

[bovrill]

I hope that's a 110 volt saw, I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt

Good lord, a black lead on a 110V tool, he'll have Health and Safety all over him for that!

 

[phillipe]

I have seen paul daniels do this ,how hard could it be

 

[Robigus]

"Crack on mate! "

 

[DrDunc]

Finally, an effective policy to repair facilities and improve overcrowding in today's prisons.

 

[Roy_H]

I seem to remember years ago seeing an old black and white movie on TV, a comedy set in a hospital. It could have been one of those Dirk Bogarde / James Robertson Justice 'Doctor in The House ', or even one of the early "Carry On" films. Anyway in one scene the surgeon is asking a male patient how he got injured. The patient explains that he worked in a timber yard and he backed into a circular saw and " it got me right in the er....er...um "
"Rectum?" Quizzes the surgeon " Well it didn't do them any good" replies the patient. How did that one get past the censors in those far off days?

 

[Still Farming]

New Ministry Spinal cord regulations?

 

[Norfolk Olly]

'Cutbacks' in the building sector