Weekly Caption Competition

[Oat]

To be fair, the dog is only doing what Brexit will do.

I thought Brexit was all about pulling out

 

[Oat]

who's the winner @farmerm ?

 

[farmerm]

Farmer plans for post Brexit export market. "If the French dont buy them, the Koreans will!"

I shall award it to @betweenthelines

 

[Oat]

@betweenthelines over to you

 

[Oat]

To get this thread moving again, try this

 

[bovrill]

Christmas sparkles: £5 a bag.

 

[Still Farming]

Boss said he was looking for some "bright sparks"?

 

[Gong Farmer]

High scrap metal price leads to some desperate recycling.

 

[bovrill]

Collecting the fairy dust off old tracks to sprinkle on HS2 to make it look more appealing.

 

[Roy_H]

The lad who started this morning didn't realise he was having his leg well and truly pulled when his new boss said to him : "Go get me a bag of sparks will ya?"

 

[Wooly]

Dave wasn't the brightest spark !

 

[Still Farming]

Chinese lanterns for sale?

 

[robo]

To get this thread moving again, try this

dont bother with safety goggles boys. just catch sparks in a bag then chuck em over the fence

 

[Netherfield]

"Don't fill the bag too full, you need to leave room for the sky hooks"

 

[bovrill]

Mick was told that he could have a ride of Paddy's motorbike round the carpark if he could collect enough sparks to weld the rail back together later.

 

[Celt83]

British Rail new recycling policy is a step to far!

 

[Wooly]

Railtrack go to extraordinary lengths to become carbon neutral

 

[Oat]

Railtrack go to extraordinary lengths to become carbon neutral

This is quite topical, so the winner is @Wooly

 

[Wooly]

This is quite topical, so the winner is @Wooly

Well thank you. Try this one of the conversation between Charles and Andrew.

 

[bovrill]

"Ooh, she looks nice"
"You even look at anything under pensionable age from now on, and you're Duke of Milton Keynes, not York"