Weekly Caption Competition

[Muddyroads]

I can’t stand little pricks!

 

[OGB]

I can’t stand little pricks!

 

[case44]

The prototype Bill Gates microchip was probably too big.

 

[betweenthelines]

Doctor thinks: I'll put earplugs in before we get to the prostate examination.

 

[Oat]

From now on I always turn to check what the doctor is doing when he gives me a treatment and says "not to worry, you'll only feel a little pr*ck" . Last week he gave be a treatment in the bum and I got very concerned as both his hands were on my shoulders when he said it!

 

[Crofter64]

What do you mean you’re a vet!

 

[Crofter64]

Its a homemade formula I got off the internet. 100% effective against Covid.
( ‘cause you can’t catch it if you’re dead)

 

[Crofter64]

Since you’ve lost your sense of taste I thought this was the best way to give you a shot of rum !

 

[PSQ]

"No Mr Trump! - Not the Bleach!"

 

[Crofter64]

I thought subcutaneous meant stealthy like a submarine.

 

[Crofter64]

I told you number 18 needle wouldn’t hurt if you DIDN’T LOOK!

 

[case44]

Wolverine is told he has an unusual skin condition.

 

[CPF]

"No Mr Trump! - Not the Bleach!"

This weeks winner is PSQ
Now it's over to you

 

[PSQ]

This weeks winner is PSQ
Now it's over to you

I’ve suffered for this weeks caption competition so you don’t have to. Whatever you do, don’t google the phrase ‘farmer with big cock’:

 

[DrDunc]

Not guilty, says chicken farmer accused of using growth hormones

Edit
Very proud of myself for remaining aloof from the obvious smutty captions ..... Ah buggrit...


You should see the size of the farm pussy

 

[Jackov Altraids]

I meant I wanted a Lass who...... not a lasso.

 

[Celt83]

I bet this isn't the first thing you think of when your wife says:

"Have you met Dai? He's got the biggest c@ck in the West!"

 

[milkloss]

When you said you were going to choke the chicken I didn't think you meant it literally.

 

[Al R]

“There’s only room for One c0ck in this town”

or

“A one c0ck town”

 

[Muddyroads]

Tiny American farmer addresses handling issues.