Weekly Caption Competition

bovrill

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
East Essexshire
"Hi Pete, is Percy out there with you?
Could you tell him I'm sorry for the bit of a mess I made last night. I was very drunk.

On second thoughts, stay quiet, and we'll blame some hoodlum kids"
 

Celt83

Member
Livestock Farmer
Surprise your wife with this mother's day gift. All you'll need is two toilet rolls and a length of sticky tape and hey presto, a massive dong!!
 

CPF

Member
Arable Farmer
Peter, l phoned OK magazine the other day.
They answered and said “Hello?”
So I said “sorry ‘wrong’ number.”
and hung up.
 

CPF

Member
Arable Farmer
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SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

  • 0 %

    Votes: 79 42.9%
  • Up to 25%

    Votes: 63 34.2%
  • 25-50%

    Votes: 30 16.3%
  • 50-75%

    Votes: 3 1.6%
  • 75-100%

    Votes: 3 1.6%
  • 100% I’ve had enough of farming!

    Votes: 6 3.3%

Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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