If Jimmy Saville had made Blue Peter.......
DrDunc Member Livestock Farmer Location Dunsyre Apr 28, 2022 #6,101 If Jimmy Saville had made Blue Peter.......
bovrill Member Mixed Farmer Location East Essexshire Apr 28, 2022 #6,103 A portable telephone? It'll never catch on!
Still Farming Member Mixed Farmer Location South Wales UK Apr 28, 2022 #6,104 Mobile phones??? Their'll never catch on?
bovrill Member Mixed Farmer Location East Essexshire Apr 29, 2022 #6,105 "Hi Pete, is Percy out there with you? Could you tell him I'm sorry for the bit of a mess I made last night. I was very drunk. On second thoughts, stay quiet, and we'll blame some hoodlum kids"
"Hi Pete, is Percy out there with you? Could you tell him I'm sorry for the bit of a mess I made last night. I was very drunk. On second thoughts, stay quiet, and we'll blame some hoodlum kids"
Dman2 Member Location Durham, UK Apr 30, 2022 #6,108 Hello Is that Neil parish This is Mary Whitehouse, i wish to complain
Celt83 Member Livestock Farmer Apr 30, 2022 #6,109 Surprise your wife with this mother's day gift. All you'll need is two toilet rolls and a length of sticky tape and hey presto, a massive dong!!
Surprise your wife with this mother's day gift. All you'll need is two toilet rolls and a length of sticky tape and hey presto, a massive dong!!
DrDunc Member Livestock Farmer Location Dunsyre Apr 30, 2022 #6,110 Evidence grows in Blue Peter phone sex scandal when footage surfaces of one Peter prepared earlier
D Deereone Member Livestock Farmer Location Dorset May 2, 2022 #6,111 Get off the line there's something coming!
Wuffler Member Location Northumberland May 3, 2022 #6,112 Peter: "Sorry about that John, I was expecting Valerie Singleton"
CPF Member Arable Farmer May 7, 2022 #6,113 Peter, l phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said “Hello?” So I said “sorry ‘wrong’ number.” and hung up.
Peter, l phoned OK magazine the other day. They answered and said “Hello?” So I said “sorry ‘wrong’ number.” and hung up.
CPF Member Arable Farmer May 7, 2022 #6,114 John, my mobile phone has a tuneless ring tone. it’s chordless.
Muddyroads Member NFFN Member Location Exeter, Devon May 15, 2022 #6,116 CPF said: Will that be a trunk call ? Click to expand... Time to resurrect this I think. Congratulations @CPF, over to you.
CPF said: Will that be a trunk call ? Click to expand... Time to resurrect this I think. Congratulations @CPF, over to you.
teslacoils Member Arable Farmer Location Lincolnshire May 16, 2022 #6,118 When your obliged to order your Cola via an app, but the barman is dyslexic.
Still Farming Member Mixed Farmer Location South Wales UK May 16, 2022 #6,119 Pole dancing club's new attraction