Weekly Caption Competition

[bovrill]

Any news on the next stage, @Oat ?

 

[Oat]

Inspector said I need to take steps to improve my grain store.

winner @Fromebridge

 

[Still Farming]

Next one

 

[Gong Farmer]

Thanks

 

[Muddyroads]

Nice day for hopscotch.

 

[Wooly]

Beam me up Scotty

 

[Bury the Trash]

Yes ,Madam,our bat's are fresh , i can feel this one still fluttering in the packet .....

 

[Still Farming]

No madame, we don't sell English takeaways!

 

[bovrill]

Of course they're two metres apart, I don't do short measures!!
Let me price up that 2cwt sack of peas for you . . .

 

[bovrill]

Someone stop that rat! It's running off with my hygiene certificate!!

 

[Muddyroads]

Don’t beam her up yet Scottie, she’ll lose a leg!

 

[Netherfield]

Thats not quite what the doctor meant when he said to self check-out your pulses.

 

[Oat]

Social distancing was already mandatory before 2020 at the local bean market- "Beans, Beans the musical fruit; the more you eat, the more you toot"

 

[ProDrive]

Going to need some bigger scales!!!

 

[Bald Rick]

The stall holder looks exactly like our Italian vet, Valentino

(Not an entry btw - just an observation)

 

[Scrapjockey]

When you are finished eating that one I'll give you some really hot sauce for the bat on your arm.

 

[Gong Farmer]

Don’t beam her up yet Scottie, she’ll lose a leg!

Winner @Muddyroads

 

[Still Farming]

Next one

 

[Muddyroads]

Try this one:

 

[Celt83]

Try this one:
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Ewe must think I'm nuts if you think I'm going to drink that!