what grinds your gears

[Shovelhands]

That sinking feeling, when you sit down in a pub restaurant, on a rare night out, nice pint in your hand, perusing the menu ......only to realise you’ve left your wallet at home in your work trousers....

Que a mad dash home...

 

[exmoor dave]

Better half brings me out some cakes, as she gets out the car she drops the two pack of oreo ring doughnuts and the pack bursts open, leaving the 2 doughnuts at the mercy of the sheep dog pack who were quicker than i was

 

[nonemouse]

See how many end up on eBay in the coming weeks. Staff have light fingers when good stuff gets thrown in skips!

Think the dealership in question had a problem a few years ago with stuff ending up on eBay that shouldn’t have

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Family gang carried out 250 burglaries in 11 months http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46060729

No explanation necessary.

I won't write what I think should happen.

 

[JCMaloney]

Family gang carried out 250 burglaries in 11 months http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46060729

No explanation necessary.

I won't write what I think should happen.

Does it involve burning caravans with people in them then burying the remains?

Where there is space another band will come along......

 

[Chae1]

People that don't turn the heater off in tractors/handler.

Instead they close all the vents! Surely it would be quicker and easier to just switch fan off.

 

[nick...]

Family gang carried out 250 burglaries in 11 months http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-46060729

No explanation necessary.

I won't write what I think should happen.

I would,hang the f**kers up and shoot them,
Nick...

 

[bovrill]

People who turn the fan off in a vehicle rather than alter the temperature
I want some air circulation, not keep breathing the same air repeatedly with fogged up windows.

 

[marcot]

Have you been going out with my missus?

 

[simon-0116]

Nfu discount at jewsons makes it more expensive, what's point.

 

[holwellcourtfarm]

Does it involve burning caravans with people in them then burying the remains?

Where there is space another band will come along......

I would,hang the fudgeers up and shoot them,
Nick...

I seriously predict that the criminal element within Britain's gypsys will badly cross someone with nothing to lose soon and gypsys will start to be found dead beside the road.

I'm afraid few country folk will grieve.

 

[DrWazzock]

The "opening up" wheel on my cyclone beet harvester manages to knock over the adjacent row. It needs moving in a bit, but it's already rubbing on the chassis so that ain't possible. You do sometimes wonder if some Ag equipment was designed on a Friday afternoon after a liquid lunch. It's set where the book says it should be but short of fitting a bike wheel I can't see any other way round it. Living with it but it's aggravating. Anyway that's all the opening up done for this year, so put the normal wheel back on and crack on.

 

[Chae1]

People who start sentences with.

I'm just putting it out there, but.....

 

[nick...]

And people who say “yeh” after every sentence
Nick...

 

[Nearly]

I seriously predict that the criminal element within Britain's gypsys will badly cross someone with nothing to lose soon and gypsys will start to be found dead beside the road.

I'm afraid few country folk will grieve.

If I'm diagnosed with a terminal illness I'll be getting out my list and checking it twice.

 

[Courier]

Brother in law , who we have given a smart phone to - Only turns it on when HE wants to MAKE a call [emoji36]

 

[bovrill]

And people who say “yeh” after every sentence
Nick...

And start every sentence with "So," (many interviewees on radio 4).

 

[bovrill]

Have you been going out with my missus?

You're not meant to know about that

 

[bovrill]

I seriously predict that the criminal element within Britain's gypsys will badly cross someone with nothing to lose soon and gypsys will start to be found dead beside the road.

I'm afraid few country folk will grieve.

There's a spot on the A127 beside some of the biggest pikey camps in the country with warning signs about people crossing and heaps of memorial flowers beside the road.
With the tales about roadside badgers, that's got me wondering now.....

 

[7610 super q]

Feral pigeons. My word these creatures can make a mess.
After shovelling up 3 wheel barrow loads of out came the old air rifle....
Better late than never.