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melted welly

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DD9.
Some tit has tipped out my wheelie bin at the road end and taken great care to empty all the bin bags. Not an animal unless it arrived on a push bike and carefully placed an old bathmat on top of empty bin when finished........

2nd time something like this has happened, last time it travelled half mile up the road till the wheels came off. Took me an hour t find wheels and axle on the verges.

Diiiicks!
 
Some tit has tipped out my wheelie bin at the road end and taken great care to empty all the bin bags. Not an animal unless it arrived on a push bike and carefully placed an old bathmat on top of empty bin when finished........

2nd time something like this has happened, last time it travelled half mile up the road till the wheels came off. Took me an hour t find wheels and axle on the verges.

Diiiicks!
Somebody trying to steal your identity? Might be worth logging it with the police just in case ...
 

primmiemoo

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Devon
Vehicle recovery services' over-reliance on flipping Google maps.

Broke down in car on small local road. Phoned RAC (I'm with them on this year's insurance provider), and established where nearest town and nearest village are.

Me: I'm on the road between Farm X and Farm Y on road (compass direction) from the village, right near the (long established feature of the Highway).

RAC: Sorry, but I can't see them.

Me: They're between Crossway N and Crossway O, (estimated distance) on (compass direction) from the village.

RAC: Sorry, I can't see them. Is there a business nearby?

Me: Yes, both the Farms are working farms. They're businesses.

RAC: No, I mean is there a business near where you are?

Eventually, I dredge my memory for a non-farming business away from the road where I am as it grows increasingly dark and forbidding outside the car.

RAC: Ah, got that! And would Fluffybunnikins Holt be anywhere near you?

Me: Where?

RAC repeats, and I have to trawl back 20 years to when the farmhouse and old buildings of Farm W were sold off. Fluffybunnikins Holt could be the name foisted upon a holiday let by its newest set of owners. Turns out it is.

I've checked, and the only way such a nonsensical, timewasting, potentially endangering conversation could have come about is because the RAC doesn't use Ordinance Survey.

I was fortunate to be in my own area. Had I not, I'd still be stuck there!! [Grrrrrrr!]
 

Pan mixer

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Mixed Farmer
Location
Near Colchester
Vehicle recovery services' over-reliance on flipping Google maps.

Broke down in car on small local road. Phoned RAC (I'm with them on this year's insurance provider), and established where nearest town and nearest village are.

Me: I'm on the road between Farm X and Farm Y on road (compass direction) from the village, right near the (long established feature of the Highway).

RAC: Sorry, but I can't see them.

Me: They're between Crossway N and Crossway O, (estimated distance) on (compass direction) from the village.

RAC: Sorry, I can't see them. Is there a business nearby?

Me: Yes, both the Farms are working farms. They're businesses.

RAC: No, I mean is there a business near where you are?

Eventually, I dredge my memory for a non-farming business away from the road where I am as it grows increasingly dark and forbidding outside the car.

RAC: Ah, got that! And would Fluffybunnikins Holt be anywhere near you?

Me: Where?

RAC repeats, and I have to trawl back 20 years to when the farmhouse and old buildings of Farm W were sold off. Fluffybunnikins Holt could be the name foisted upon a holiday let by its newest set of owners. Turns out it is.

I've checked, and the only way such a nonsensical, timewasting, potentially endangering conversation could have come about is because the RAC doesn't use Ordinance Survey.

I was fortunate to be in my own area. Had I not, I'd still be stuck there!! [Grrrrrrr!]

You are lucky to have been found, We always give our post code for deliveries - about 3 a day on average - The post code gets drivers here every time as we are the only thing in it.

Just lately all our deliveries that are coming by sat-nav have been going to another farm 6 miles away, down a long farm track, the postcode has been uploaded wrong by a famous search engine that begins with G, they say that they won't be taking modifications or complaints about this for some time Grrrr
 

Shovelhands

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Location
Sunny Essex
You are lucky to have been found, We always give our post code for deliveries - about 3 a day on average - The post code gets drivers here every time as we are the only thing in it.

Just lately all our deliveries that are coming by sat-nav have been going to another farm 6 miles away, down a long farm track, the postcode has been uploaded wrong by a famous search engine that begins with G, they say that they won't be taking modifications or complaints about this for some time Grrrr

Do the invoices go there for these deliveries also?...:sneaky:
 

Scribus

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Location
Central Atlantic
You are lucky to have been found, We always give our post code for deliveries - about 3 a day on average - The post code gets drivers here every time as we are the only thing in it.

Just lately all our deliveries that are coming by sat-nav have been going to another farm 6 miles away, down a long farm track, the postcode has been uploaded wrong by a famous search engine that begins with G, they say that they won't be taking modifications or complaints about this for some time Grrrr

Ah the marvels of technology, and we are expected to trust autonomous vehicles.
 

primmiemoo

Member
Location
Devon
You are lucky to have been found, We always give our post code for deliveries - about 3 a day on average - The post code gets drivers here every time as we are the only thing in it.

Just lately all our deliveries that are coming by sat-nav have been going to another farm 6 miles away, down a long farm track, the postcode has been uploaded wrong by a famous search engine that begins with G, they say that they won't be taking modifications or complaints about this for some time Grrrr


Why won't the G— word team correct its mistake? Not even the RPA maps are that inaccurate.
 

primmiemoo

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Location
Devon
That's big tech for you, they are so busy moving on to the next exciting game changer/i Whatsit/disruptor that they never pause to clear up their own mess.

Maybe it's more cynical. Google promotes that which manipulates its algorithms most for advertising and promotions, doesn't it?

Think that's why the maps are so very odd. They've used the information from trades directories and plugging agencies because it suits them for convenience, rather than because they wish to provide an accurate service.
 

7610 super q

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A post elsewhere reminded me of the journey of despair. In other words, visiting the attic. First of all struggle up the stairs, and along the landing with a step ladder. Then wrangle the trap door loose. For some bizarre reason, there's a false ceiling placed on top of the original, so you have to wrangle the trap door through a second opening.o_O All the while showered with mouse crap etc,etc.
Trapdoor is only 18" wide, so out of the question for fat barstewards. Once you reach the destination, trepidation builds. Never found anything " nice " in a loft yet. What will it be this time, mice ? rats ? birds nest ? yet another leak ?. Phew, it's just mice. By the racket generated, I thought I'd find a herd of elephants.:eek:
Lay out some fresh bait, and hope the buckets collecting drips will last out another few months:cool:

Yet another of those " jobs " that earn f**k all.
 
A M A Z O N ! ! ! I've been trying most of the afternoon to make a direct contact - by e mail or any other way . I've been a Prime member (and paid of course) for quite a time , and now they've almost disowned me . My page is still headed with my name OK but it says that I have had no orders in the last six months , (I've had many !)and that I'm not even a Prime member . So I've retaken their offer of a free trial , cancelled by non existent original membership , and I'll see how I go from there -- always being mindful that they don't take my sub. twice .
 

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