When the Mrs asks what i would like for tea. So OK I’ll have smoked salmon on brown bread with a touch of lemon juice for starters followed by beef Wellington and cold new potatoes.
We have only got ham and salad? Well why not just say so then and get it on the table.
A certain person here is like that. I come in after a long day, "flipping starving" go to cupboard/fridge, "what would you like to eat?" 30 seconds thought... "a bacon roll would be good, or ham and cheese would be fine, unless we have some decent crisps knocking about? I could knock back a decent bit of cake as well" the list carries on...
"sorry we haven't got any of that"
Then why ask me?!
"so what have we got then?! I could eat a horse right now"
"well we certainly haven't got one of them!"
I'm glad we haven't or it would probably severely grind my gears as well.