what grinds your gears

melted welly

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Arable Farmer
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I hear it as Perv wiv Surf, not as bad as that Oasis durge that goes with that banking advert.
Don't get me started with the adverts that say their products are two times better, it's twice you dull eejits, we're not feckin Americans!
“Perv wiv Surf” 🤣

on the American theme and mis-hearing things, there was a song last yr or so that opens with the line “I’ve got the sheets on the floor”.......

Or so my wife corrected me,

I just hear some plum signing about “havin the sh1!s on the floor”.
 

SFI - What % were you taking out of production?

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  • 100% I’ve had enough of farming!

    Votes: 11 4.4%

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