I do - for good farm sales, nights out and weddings.People still iron clothes?
been there got that T shirt! It's usually "I've some jobs to do In town so I'll go" hour and a half later,“Is there anything you’re needing done?”
no, fine thanks, I’m just gonna pop into town for an air connector to get this tractor back together.
“well, I’ll do that”
its fine, I’m leaving now
“well I’ll go now”
ok, fine………..
back to workshop 45mins later as his vehicle is sat outside it, so can get pipes back together……..
…..no, he’s still pricking about hunting through everything that’s already been looked thru for this elusive connector, standing with a handful of broken shite and ideas of “just welding it together”, and then great offence is taken at temper being lost, and to top it off, now he’s away for his fecking lunch before he goes.
FFS.
Wrong answer. Usual fee plus £500 callout, paid in cleared funds before work commences.Missed a phone call
Got a text
Then a WhatsApp
Then an email
Another phone call
Answer phone message
Voice message on WhatsApp
I’m post knocking so I won’t stop to answer or reply, turns out it’s somebody wanting a over grown hedge cut back off the road as the council has complained, they want/demand it gets cut today!
It’s only been like that for about 5 years but now it needs doing NOW!
they can wait
So we got the repair done…….. after 3 hrs , it was all just a big ball of thread tape and glue come the end.“Is there anything you’re needing done?”
no, fine thanks, I’m just gonna pop into town for an air connector to get this tractor back together.
“well, I’ll do that”
its fine, I’m leaving now
“well I’ll go now”
ok, fine………..
back to workshop 45mins later as his vehicle is sat outside it, so can get pipes back together……..
…..no, he’s still pricking about hunting through everything that’s already been looked thru for this elusive connector, standing with a handful of broken shite and ideas of “just welding it together”, and then great offence is taken at temper being lost, and to top it off, now he’s away for his fecking lunch before he goes.
FFS.
Must be running out of these knobs to show us stuff like Hidden Cornwall, My Cornwall, Coastal Cornwall etc, etc. Not forgetting........Oh! can I help you make a Pasty??Celebrities on TV road trips around the UK, as if the home tourist industry and our fantastic scenery didn't exist pre-covid and they have just discovered it for us !
Do you even bother replying!?One of today’s sales leads:
‘I am very interested in your [machine for sale]. Serious buyer - no messing. I’d like to offer you £1,000 CASH’
The machine in question is £1,880 including the VAT.
Just how dazzling do these people think the word ‘cash’ is?
Ghastly oiks.
Ask for too much, get nothing ever again!Worth a go you don’t ask you don’t get
What grinds your gears thread hasn't been the same since you went AWOLOne of today’s sales leads:
‘I am very interested in your [machine for sale]. Serious buyer - no messing. I’d like to offer you £1,000 CASH’
The machine in question is £1,880 including the VAT.
Just how dazzling do these people think the word ‘cash’ is?
Ghastly oiks.