what grinds your gears

[Beames]

Take his phone off him !!

We had that very conversation!!!!

 

[Paddington]

Changing a chuck on a DeWalt 18V brushless combi drill. I've replaced these before on similar drills, you undo the screw at the bottom with an allen key or phillips screwdriver, then jam a big allen key in the chuck, screw it off and put the new one on. a couple of minutes job. On the DW the drill needs to come apart as does the gear box and lots of fiddly bits fall out and roll onto the floor.

 

[Pan mixer]

Changing a chuck on a DeWalt 18V brushless combi drill. I've replaced these before on similar drills, you undo the screw at the bottom with an allen key or phillips screwdriver, then jam a big allen key in the chuck, screw it off and put the new one on. a couple of minutes job. On the DW the drill needs to come apart as does the gear box and lots of fiddly bits fall out and roll onto the floor.

The Milwaukee is traumatic too - see an earlier post, screw at bottom needed a 3/4 impact and long reach impact torx bit to undo, after I I had cut the chuck to pieces.

 

[roscoe erf]

ok who thought fitting the pipes here was a good idea have to remove them to get pin out but it gets better the pipes don't swivel on the union so the whole pipe has to turn with the union.

 

[Lofty1984]

Lewis Hamilton wins council tussle to cut down a tree at his multimillion-pound west London home — Sky News

Lewis Hamilton has won a council battle to chop down a tree at his west London mansion, despite a number of objections from his neighbours.

apple.news

So he’s an eco warrior all about saving the planet and trees ,, but oh wait only when it suits him f**king cockwomble

 

[Courier]

So, we have a van with a cracked windscreen coming up to MOT time but the specific screen is on 4 months back order because it has a rain sensor incorporated - There are plain non-sensor screens available so we had one of them fitted - Now we have a vehicle management light on the dashboard ‘cos the rain sensor isn’t there ….
Will the vehicle pass its test or do we now have to have a software update and who pays for that ?

 

[colhonk]

That Bl**dy Isaac Newton bloke who invented gravity,, Everything seems to be attracted to the floor at the moment

 

[DrWazzock]

You look after a machine for 20 years, keep it tidy and right, go to trade it in and it’s apparently worth Jack sh!t. The machine you want to buy is straight out of a farmers yard and will probably need half a dozen jobs doing when you set it to work but it’s worth a fortune.
Is it any wonder I rarely buy machinery and keep the old stuff for years?

 

[icanshootwell]

Driving to Birmingham to take some wheels to be refurbished, only to have a fine come through the post for £60 for not paying the clean air zone. £8 a day apparently, I didn't fuc#ing know about this shite. To busy trying to navigate through the shitehole to see any signage.

 

[michael N123]

Split up with the woman beginning of year and my car V5 has disappeared can’t tax the fecking thing and to apply for a new one it’s registered in my old address that’s the exs house

 

[DrWazzock]

RPA field maps.
Dozy twits have included a slice of a householders garden on one of my fields. You can clearly see a very well defined straight edge to the arable field on the satellite image. Its ploughed soil. The neighbours garden is green and includes shrubs a large garden pond, kids play equipment etc. Yet they have shown my boundary including a slice of it. Are the people that draft these boundary maps permanently pee'd or something? And they've updated it apparently - but it's still wrong.

 

[JP1]

Walking back to the Lock Inn in the Waveney Valley and the pastoral view spoilt by graffiti on the gate post

 

[melted welly]

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Walking back to the Lock Inn in the Waveney Valley and the pastoral view spoilt by graffiti on the gate post

Probably written in their own blood.

plenty space on the post to add

……..if you’re a c—nt

 

[JP1]

Probably written in their own blood.

plenty space on the post to add

……..if you’re a c—nt

Or “don’t”

 

[Slippery Slope]

Just add.....if you want this view to disappear.

 

[Cab-over Pete]

They probably wrote it for the cattle to read…,

 

[simmy_bull]

Split up with the woman beginning of year and my car V5 has disappeared can’t tax the fecking thing and to apply for a new one it’s registered in my old address that’s the exs house

Set yourself up a mail redirect before you apply for the new v5.

 

[ashmore]

I got an irate phone call thus morning from a house holder who couldn't get down his drive. No flipping wonder. Lorry drivers

 

[Cab-over Pete]

There really are some nobheads around. And they’re breeding.

 

[melted welly]

Making everything cheaper and shitter in the name of reducing emissions.

1st Sunday off in months, making french toast for myself and the boy, we’ve a poor mans aga which doesn’t really get very hot, so have electric hot plate. Previous one died last year, so replaced with “exactly” the same model, only it’s not, be quicker with a candle.

So instead of a ten minute blast, we’ve so far had 15 minutes of me pushing soggy bread round a pan, swearing under my breath, and we’ve ended up with a blanched soggy something that’ll definitely give us both a dose of the sh1!s. But hey, at least the arrow pointed to the green bit on the energy efficiency picture on the box. .

Nice one greenies, nice one, now it’s been on 30 mins in a vain attempt to make something edible, that’s going to go straight to compost .