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We have just had a text from a couple coming to stay in farm cottage asking if we can remove the toaster as they are allergic to gluten.
Shame about the 30 acre field of barley 100ft in front of the cottage, straw in the shed, barley in the creep feeder and grain roller in the shed 15m behind the cottage.
I think we're becoming Guest Intolerant!
Must be hard for them.
You’d better pop it in a big Tupperware box in the middle of the garden, sealed up with hazard tape, in plain sight so they can see you’re taking this request very seriously. Will obviously need waiver forms signed, toolbox talks, orientation upon arrival, map of safe spaces in immediate vicinity, emergency contact details in case they both go down hard.
And make a big deal of explaining you’ve got in extra bog rolls in case they get runny tummies, which is one of the first symptoms my little boy gets with his allergies, and he coexists with the rest of us in our messy gluteny home quite happily.