what grinds your gears

Shovelhands

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Location
Sunny Essex
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ARW

Member
Location
Yorkshire
The gf is away on some ghastly hen do doing all the stereotypical debauchery so this meant my tin bath was free for the annual wallow, i dive in just as the house phone rings, leave it I think, it stops and rings again, must be an emergency to ring twice, run downstairs like a mad wet streaker to catch it, rings off just before I get to it. Feck. Start the climb back up to the west wing, ring ring, I get it this time, and it's Mable asking for Ethel or something, I explain it must be a wrong number very politely. Trudging back up the stairs, ring ring, (must be Mabel again) I pause in thought do I answer and repeat this charade? Yes it could be important, no it's Mabel again, I explain she has dialled my number again with vigour still bare bottomed and starting to nither. She apologises lightly and hangs up, back to the caldron, ring ring

Sigh
 

Kidds

Member
Horticulture
My Dad had a set of Whitworth sockets that he never used, I inherited them and I didn't ever have cause to use them either so after 30 odd years or probably even more of not using them i decided to chuck them in the scrap.
That same day ( not a week or month or year!) I needed a feckin Whitworth socket. WTF?
Good quality hardly used Whitworth socket in the bottom of the scrap bin and there's me hammering a metric on. :mad:
 
He can't even drive a digger!

If getting in like that is ignored by the law then would they ignore helping them to leave with a teleporter?
The area in question is desperately in need of scheduled pig slurry. Arrive at first light with the packer on the front of the tractor drive right through the middle of the camp trailing pig sh1t . Blast a hole through one of the trannies if they have circled the wagons and start at the other end of the field. When the kids and dogs are wading in pig crap that you "accidently" trailed through the middle of the camp you will find the boss p1key very amenable to leaving by lunchtime.
Have done it and it worked.
 

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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