what grinds your gears

[Osca]

Ps the trannie is not insured anyway so throw 5 £20 notes at him and tell him to phone the polis, who may arrive in 2018.

Didn't know what "trannie" meant and made the mistake of refering to google images.

Won't they get you for sexual harrassment?

 

[Landyman]

fat fingers on the phone

They must be feckin fat to hit the R at the same time as the A

 

[phillipe]

They must be feckin fat to hit the R at the same time as the A

as in arsehole ?

 

[Landyman]

as in arsehole ?

You still alive

 

[Breakthru]

Didn't know what "trannie" meant and made the mistake of refering to google images.

Won't they get you for sexual harrassment?

Lets not debate the sexual depravities of some of these people.

 

[phillipe]

You still alive

yes thank you ,has gators girl collected?

 

[Osca]

Lets not debate the sexual depravities of some of these people.

Well, whatever your personal hang-ups, I think "blasting a hole through one of the trannies" is taking it a bit far

 

[Philip Watkins]

Someone been reading the wrong definition of trannie

 

[Old Boar]

Transistor radios in my day!

 

[Osca]

Someone been reading the wrong definition of trannie

What is it then? Seriously? I dare not research further...

 

[Breakthru]

Well, whatever your personal hang-ups, I think "blasting a hole through one of the trannies" is taking it a bit far

You will of course have false or gaffer taped reg plates. Sauce, goose gander etc. Aim at the back axle unless it is heavily loaded it will just spin out of the way.
Feel free to pussy foot about but if you put your marker down they will not come back. If you are faint hearted just go in the gate at the other end or use the packer to drive through the hedge. Pig crap even for travellers is not nice and having started, like mastermind you will complete the field irrespective of what is in the way. Sorry officer never saw those illegally parked caravans as I was blasting pig crap upwind.
Those caravans are serious money along with the Bentleys, Rolls, Audis etc and they will not chance a covering of said Poo!
They can of course go to court and get an injunction, we all know about that and so do they. Pig crap everywhere 2 feet deep by the time that happens!

 

[Landyman]

yes thank you ,has gators girl collected?

Cant collect whats not there

 

[JWL]

The joys of country lane driving as a necessity. Is it just me or is it that the higher the keck grows, the lower the standard of driving gets.

Feck me, these damned townies will drive like lunatics in built up areas, go for the smallest of gaps between parked cars and the like but get them out in the rural areas where the streetlights don't grow and they're like fish out of water.

 

[Philip Watkins]

What is it then? Seriously? I dare not research further...

It's a fairly general term for a white van originating from the shortened name for the ford transit.

 

[Campbell]

Stanstead Airport, charging £3.50, just to drop off or pick someone up! £3.50 ffs! I bet that strip of tarmac is the most lucrative spot on the whole airport!

All this rip-off charging started after that nutter set fire to a Jeep Cherokee at Edinburgh airport.

 

[phillipe]

Cant collect whats not there

You fat bazteraward

 

[Gator]

Feckin sheep out again. No wonder when some arse hole smashed the bloody kissing gate to bits. Not a a lot left of it. Some bugger else on the hit list.

 

[beefandsleep]

Feckin sheep out again. No wonder when some arse hole smashed the bloody kissing gate to bits. Not a a lot left of it. Some bugger else on the hit list.View attachment 522012

Cyclist, tell the council to put a steel gate in.

 

[Gator]

Cyclist, tell the council to put a steel gate in.

Theres one going in tomora

 

[colhonk]

Bl**dy computer caput. wont start windows.nearly new.only 7 years and 11 days old on xp.using daughters old lap top,doing my head in is this thing.