what grinds your gears

melted welly

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
DD9.
3) You think it’s empty as it’s not pumping and feels light. Take the end off and it forces quarter of a cartridge of grease out all over you as you try in vain to get the end back on again. Grease guns really are the work of the devil.
Then there’s the grease bucket with its viper like hose, just itching to slip the jubilee clip and cover your trousers.

Lost a pair of jeans and a shirt to one back in student night shift days. Strange looks from the boss on his 22.30hrs constitutional discovering a chap rubbing his discarded clothing vigorously on the tractor tracks whilst wearing nothing more than a badly ripped boiler suit, pants and rigger boots. 🤦‍♂️
 

DrWazzock

Member
Arable Farmer
Location
Lincolnshire
The bees are back. This time in the disused chimney on the other end of the house. Sealed up the fireplace and letting them get on with it. Seem to be gradually abandoning parts of the house to wildlife. I like bees but why can’t they stick to living in the hive?
 

Pan mixer

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Near Colchester
Starlings nesting above the back door.

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Old Tup

Member
RMT Leaders good friends with The Kremlin and Putins Cronies….
Hatching plans to disable the National Rail Network over the summer…..pull the signal men / controllers out on strike…nothing goes anywhere.
Could be this time the Great British Public might not have much sympathy for their actions
 

JP1

Member
Livestock Farmer
RMT Leaders good friends with The Kremlin and Putins Cronies….
Hatching plans to disable the National Rail Network over the summer…..pull the signal men / controllers out on strike…nothing goes anywhere.
Could be this time the Great British Public might not have much sympathy for their actions
I think much of this Country and woke younger generation can't imagine what it was like in the late sixties and early seventies
 
People taking photos without asking. A regular bloke I deal with came round on business this week and brought his lad with him, which is fine, but every time I looked round, the lad was holding up his phone taking pictures of my old kit such as my old MF400 combine and the Fergie I've got out of the shed to tinker with, and then kept asking "What are going to do with that? Are you selling it?" I know my stuff looks a bit old and could do with some TLC but I'm not quite geriatric yet, and bought it over the years because I like it myself.
I'm waiting for the photos to turn up on "Hedgerow tractors" with the usual comments about grumpy old meanies and farmers having too much money as "he won't give it to me."
 

Pan mixer

Member
Mixed Farmer
Location
Near Colchester
Deciding to pump up the tyres from the hedge find axle and discovering that undoing the dust cap, even very gently results in the valve breaking off.

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Then, ordering up two new tubes, to discover that this is an obsolete size. :mad:
 

Netherfield

Member
Location
West Yorkshire
Amazon.

A few milestone birthdays in the family over the next months, everyone likes a BBQ, lets send for a gazebo in case it rains.

I try putting it together, it should have 4 corner posts and two centre post, but there are three of each so some of the holes won't line up.

It's not that it's wrong , but by the look of the box and the different tapes holding it together, it's likely been sent to more than one previous customer who as then returned it.
 
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