What's wrong here ?

[oldoaktree]

It's non too serious the question so please light hearted responses only

 

[oldoaktree]

It's non too serious the question so please light hearted responses only

And there's no prize for my correct answer!

 

[Pennine Ploughing]

John Deere head gasket problem again, local 1 man band fitter is out on recover back to workshop, if anything wrong it's the fact the chain is to long with out a marker flag at mid point

 

[Nearly]

He's not using a chain he's using a tractor beam.


and in the distance - mower GPS not working.

 

[Jackov Altraids]

Surely the problem is the proximity of the car to the back of the trailer and in the tractor drivers blind spot?...

And obviously that looks a long way to be carting grass.

 

[Philip Watkins]

...

and in the distance - mower GPS not working.

He's working to an A-B curve following the hedge rather than straight line

 

[oldoaktree]

He's working to an A-B curve following the hedge rather than straight line

About right grass was cut with GPS then spread, rake man must have been on the beer , more likely phone , tractor in pic not ours they leading from further away to passed our pit !
So come midnight two silage crews driving through the village probably not happy bunch.
In passenger seat taking photo of the field when caught the vintage tractor and JD coming up the other way .

 

[oldoaktree]

John Deere head gasket problem again, local 1 man band fitter is out on recover back to workshop, if anything wrong it's the fact the chain is to long with out a marker flag at mid point

Made me smile which is aways good

 

[spin cycle]

looks like the vintage tractor in front is missing a nearside front wheel

mowing looks nice IMO

 

[Storeman]

The problem is clear. The vintage tractor is missing flashing beacons.
Couple of beacons and the Deere wouldn't get close.

 

[TripleSix]

Not enough reek from the Major.

Apply more throttle.

 

[choochter]

He's not using a chain he's using a tractor beam.


and in the distance - mower GPS not working.

That was me that mowed that, on a good day

He's working to an A-B curve following the hedge rather than straight line

She, and I was looking for fence posts, not used to hedges

About right grass was cut with GPS then spread, rake man must have been on the beer , more likely phone , tractor in pic not ours they leading from further away to passed our pit !
So come midnight two silage crews driving through the village probably not happy bunch.
In passenger seat taking photo of the field when caught the vintage tractor and JD coming up the other way .

Sorry, I was drunk as well

 

[oldoaktree]

He's working to an A-B curve following the hedge rather than straight line

By the time he got to the left hand side he taken the bends off ! So I apologise to him

 

[oldoaktree]

That was me that mowed that, on a good day


She, and I was looking for fence posts, not used to hedges

Sorry, I was drunk as well

That will be the afore meshioned beer that caused the problem

 

[Philip Watkins]

By the time he got to the left hand side he taken the bends off ! So I apologise to him

I think it was started from the left hand side, the righthand side has all the shorts.

 

[KMA]

She, and I was looking for fence posts, not used to hedges

Looks more like the rake man used a sheep as a maker for the first row, only problem was the sheep was walking across the hill

 

[colhonk]

Can see the problem............ he only has the cheaper Standard Winsam cab on his Major, cheepskate, should have got the longer deluxe cab then he would have had room to put twin beacons on.

 

[oldoaktree]

Looks more like the rake man used a sheep as a maker for the first row, only problem was the sheep was walking across the hill

It must have turned around cos over the hill near the far away dyke it goes back to the left

 

[Getnthair]

I don't see a lot wrong with the agricultural aspects of the picture - ie the tractors or the mowing.

The car shows up a more worrying trend that is likely to develop in the future.
The car has tucked in behind the trailer and has thrown a tow-line on to the towing hook that all contractor's trailers have (so that they can pull between 2 to 10 trailers to the next job?). The John Deere driver just thinks that he has a wet load of grass.....

The car driver has -
An electric car and is using the tractor to regenerate electricity by getting a free tow uphill.
Or -
A diesel car with an on-board emission monitor and is using the emission-exemption applied to red diesel to reduce his computed average emission/mile to reduce his monthly pollution charge payment.

Simple, really - I thought it would be obvious to everybody else. Pfffttt.

 

[TJB]

It's non too serious the question so please light hearted responses only

Cart driver is not on his phone....

....never realised they were capable of driving them without it [emoji57]