When is a Christmas Party not a Christmas party?

[Oldmacdonald]

?

 

[M-J-G]

When the rules suit

 

[Ashtree]

Same as a lockdown, which isn’t a lockdown.

 

[Mr Mackay]

When someone isn't dressed as Santa?

 

[essex man]

If Boris is there, it's a work meeting

 

[Hindsight]

No miseltoe

 

[Woolless]

No miseltoe

I don't suppose no misteltoe would stop BoJo trying to get a handful of the intern's knickers...

 

[robs1]

So a group of people that spend all day working together in the same office probably using the same coffee machine, kitchen and toilet have a couple of drinks when one leaves, wow string them up

 

[Charlie Gill]

You can't have a party without some music. Hard to believe it's been a year.

 

[Exfarmer]

So a group of people that spend all day working together in the same office probably using the same coffee machine, kitchen and toilet have a couple of drinks when one leaves, wow string them up

But these are the guys setting the rules!
I always understood that this country was one of the few in the world where no matter who you are, the law wasthe law, but this present lot are obviously far above it.

 

[robs1]

But these are the guys setting the rules!
I always understood that this country was one of the few in the world where no matter who you are, the law wasthe law, but this present lot are obviously far above it.

But IF they are working together in an office all day and observing distance rules what is the difference between them having a coffee break together and an alcoholic drink together? Do you call having a coffee break together a party ? Now if they turned it into a shagfest and orgy that is different.

 

[ollie989898]

You can't have a party without some music. Hard to believe it's been a year.

Fudging genius. How did they get the voices so perfect?

 

[ollie989898]

I'm sorry guys, but it just has to be said, Patel, Jesus, she can lock me in a detainment facility and delay my processing any time. She's like the Lady Boss of nightmares. Put her in a matrons outfit and whoooooooooooooooosh!

 

[robs1]

I'm sorry guys, but it just has to be said, Patel, Jesus, she can lock me in a detainment facility and delay my processing any time. She's like the Lady Boss of nightmares. Put her in a matrons outfit and whoooooooooooooooosh!

There is something about her

 

[ollie989898]

There is something about her

She is fudging ace. Be PM material. Another Thatcher.

 

[Exfarmer]

But IF they are working together in an office all day and observing distance rules what is the difference between them having a coffee break together and an alcoholic drink together? Do you call having a coffee break together a party ? Now if they turned it into a shagfest and orgy that is different.

But they told everyone else, they must not do it. If we should not why should they?
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, and all that!

 

[Exfarmer]

She is fudging ace. Be PM material. Another Thatcher.

My info , is that she is incapable of running a pee up in a brewery!

 

[ollie989898]

My info , is that she is incapable of running a pee up in a brewery!

Such a shame.

 

[Mek]

My info , is that she is incapable of running a pee up in a brewery!

She’ll slip straight into Boris’s shoes then.

 

[robs1]

But they told everyone else, they must not do it. If we should not why should they?
Sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander, and all that!

People were told they mustn't meet outside family bubbles of six, ie people they didnt normally meet . AFAIK the people who were at this meeting were work colleagues and were in a "work" bubble, I have not seen any allegation they broke any distance requirements, they were mixing everyday at work.
Virtually every work place with large numbers of people in it would be doing exactly the same.