Which end of the cucumber should you start at ?

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Henarar, Mar 20, 2017.


Which end of the cucumber should you start ?

  1. stem end

  2. flower end

  1. Henarar

    Henarar Member

    ZumerZet Somerset
    should you start at the stem end or the flower end ?
  2. rose pilchett

    rose pilchett Member

    Isn't this for wtf thread?
  3. Ask Timmy , he'll know .
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  4. Doesn't it depend what exactly you are doing with it?:rolleyes:
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  5. Does it matter? You can buy half cucumbers in supermarkets so they would be starting in the middle but continuing from your question, do you but the stem end or the flower end?
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  6. David.

    David. Member

    J11 M40
    If you start the wrong end it will be bitter.
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  7. Henarar

    Henarar Member

    ZumerZet Somerset
    100% for the flower end so far :sneaky: interesting :)
  8. Henarar

    Henarar Member

    ZumerZet Somerset
    then you should defiantly use the flower end
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  9. Muck Spreader

    Muck Spreader Member

    Isn't there an EU regulation for cutting cucumbers .:D
  10. Henarar

    Henarar Member

    ZumerZet Somerset
    another reason to leave (y)
  11. Princess Pooper

    East Mids
    Get a life! :)
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  12. farmerclare

    farmerclare Member

    It's a very important question, one which is causing arguments in our household :eek:
  13. crazy_bull

    crazy_bull Member

    Off topic..... but

    Stag do at the weekend in Brighton, the stag had a list of challenges to do,

    One was to go into the supermarket and purchase a large cucumber, a bottle of lube, pack of tissues and a good housekeeping magazine.

    Poor girl at the checkout didn't know what to say, where to look or what to do.

    He took it all in his stride, much to our amusement.

    C B
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  14. multi power

    multi power Member

    Always start in the middle
  15. Dave W

    Dave W Member

    I usually start by chucking cucumber straight in the bin.
    Vile things
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  16. Old Boar

    Old Boar Member

    West Wales
    If they start to go squishy, they go from the flower end, so it makes sense to eat the flower end first, after deflowering it, of course...
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  17. Henarar

    Henarar Member

    ZumerZet Somerset
    And there was me thinking the good folk on TFF would come up with a definitive answer to this age old question :(you lot can go back to arguing about which bull is best when you know dam well its the middle one :rolleyes: and leave the important questions in life to those with the drive and ambition to find the correct conclusion :mad:
    honestly I despair of the quality of argument on TFF these days :banghead::facepalm: and there was me thinking this was the place to solve these problems FFS

    anyway I need to know, so perhaps a blind test,
    Check list for this experiment
    1) cucumber
    2) decimetre
    3) blindfold
    4) some slippery salad dressing
    5) stopwatch
    6] @farmerclare

    Later ;)
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  18. unlacedgecko

    unlacedgecko Member

    That sounds even more risque than @crazy_bull lube and good housekeeping.
  19. Jon Feetham

    Jon Feetham Member

    Long Sutton
    Give up NOW!
    Even though you're side of the argument may well be correct, and even if the majority of the good folk of TFF agree with you, you will never win.
    You must learn and remember the following words so they fall from your lips naturally.

    "Yes dear"
  20. Henarar

    Henarar Member

    ZumerZet Somerset
    I say "yes oh love of my life and my reason for living"
    that gets a reaction (y)
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