Woman Blows into Cow Anus to Help Boost Milk Yield

Ballygreenan

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Tyrone NI
Must get some other man's wife to try that on my cows tonight, I wouldn't fancy kissing mine after she'd done that!!

Judging by the consistency of the dung, I'd say exhaling up the cows arse would do very little to boost yield, not what I'd call a milky animal! Can any one translate Espanol???
 

Flossie

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Location
Lancs
Does the extra yield cover the cost of the 24 people blowing in your cows :scratchhead: and imagine dodging their legs as you try to put the machine on :banghead:
 

Could a ‘Meat Tax’ be on the cards in the UK?

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Written by Richard Halleron from Agriland

The latest machination coming from the so-called ‘opinion formers’, who seem to have the ear of government advisors in London, is the introduction of a ‘Meat Tax’ at consumer level.

This approach, it is argued, would have the combined impact of reducing meat consumption levels (I can really see the health benefits coming through now), while also helping to reduce the overall carbon footprint of production agriculture.

What absolute drivel! In my opinion, none of this makes sense at any level. This is a scurrilous and unfounded attack on livestock farming in this part of the world.

Yet, it has to be taken seriously. I make this point because economists at Rothamsted Research have already crunched the numbers where the introduction of a ‘UK...
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