Woman Blows into Cow Anus to Help Boost Milk Yield

Ballygreenan

Member
Location
Tyrone NI
Must get some other man's wife to try that on my cows tonight, I wouldn't fancy kissing mine after she'd done that!!

Judging by the consistency of the dung, I'd say exhaling up the cows arse would do very little to boost yield, not what I'd call a milky animal! Can any one translate Espanol???
 

Flossie

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Livestock Farmer
Location
Lancs
Does the extra yield cover the cost of the 24 people blowing in your cows :scratchhead: and imagine dodging their legs as you try to put the machine on :banghead:
 

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Red Tractor drops launch of green farming scheme amid anger from farmers

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As reported in Independent


quote: “Red Tractor has confirmed it is dropping plans to launch its green farming assurance standard in April“

read the TFF thread here: https://thefarmingforum.co.uk/index.php?threads/gfc-was-to-go-ahead-now-not-going-ahead.405234/
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