You have to laugh!

[Phil P]

So, my dad got a call from the the police last night!
Apparently they’d had reports of a planned illegal rave in some of our woodland and gone to investigate. Anyway a picture speaks a thousand words

Walk of shame

Of course there was no raving found, apart from from my old man

 

[M-J-G]

Fannys

 

[Drillman]

I would have been asking where to send the bill before hooking the chain on

 

[serf]

Keystone knobs .. I mean cops , should have left it there till day light and let the folk see what crap and nonsense they waste their time on , bet they would t have turned up if it was coarsing or fly tipping , no one available for that one I'm afraid

 

[Phil P]

I would have been asking where to send the bill before hooking the chain on

They’re coming to see us on Monday

 

[Phil P]

Keystone knobs .. I mean cops , should have left it there till day light and let the folk see what crap and nonsense they waste their time on , bet they would t have turned up if it was coarsing or fly tipping , no one available for that one I'm afraid

4 999 calls the other week from various people when we had quads do donuts on my wheat (see the can I keep them thread), not one copper shows up!

 

[Slick]

Can't win can they?
If there had been an illegal rave and they hadn't turned up they would have been slated for that.

 

[Phil P]

Can't win can they?
If there had been an illegal rave and they hadn't turned up they would have been slated for that.

I’m not knocking them for turning up (pity they didn’t the other day when there was actually a crime happening though!), its the fact that they when down a dirt track they had no Idea of if they could get down or back up, just on the off chance of something going on!
They then had two riot vans and a car (8 officers) tide up for best part of 3 hours!
They wouldn’t let us pull them out until a recovery vehicle had been and said they could get to them out

 

[7610 super q]

Pleased they're willing to investigate though TBH.

 

[roscoe erf]

They’re coming to see us on Monday

it will be cakes

 

[Phil P]

it will be cakes

Mmm donuts

 

[redsloe]

Crikey, I'm glad I don't live near you, you get everything! Are you still waiting for the quads?

 

[roscoe erf]

Mmm donuts

that will hurt them

 

[Lincsman]

So, my dad got a call from the the police last night!
Apparently they’d had reports of a planned illegal rave in some of our woodland and gone to investigate. Anyway a picture speaks a thousand words
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Of course there was no raving found, apart from from my old man

Wheat looks good!

 

[Phil P]

Crikey, I'm glad I don't live near you, you get everything! Are you still waiting for the quads?

Not heard any more about them, I doubt I’ll get them back to be honest.

 

[JWL]

You'll probably get donuts, the police seem to have a special way of buying them that's different to the rest of us......

 

[Phil P]

You'll probably get donuts, the police seem to have a special way of buying them that's different to the rest of us......

You mean like this

Royal cop sacked for scanning 12 Krispy Kreme donuts as 7p carrots at checkout

The Royal wedding officer claimed it was a prank after getting caught scamming the supermarket in uniform.

www.google.co.uk

 

[Tarw Coch]

I’m not knocking them for turning up (pity they didn’t the other day when there was actually a crime happening though!), its the fact that they when down a dirt track they had no Idea of if they could get down or back up, just on the off chance of something going on!
They then had two riot vans and a car (8 officers) tide up for best part of 3 hours!
They wouldn’t let us pull them out until a recovery vehicle had been and said they could get to them out

If they wouldn’t let you pull them out until a recovery vehicle had tried I’d have gone to bed and left them to it.

 

[quattro]

They’re coming to see us on Monday

At least they’ll owe you one

 

[vantage]

If they wouldn’t let you pull them out until a recovery vehicle had tried I’d have gone to bed and left them to it.

The recovery vehicle firm will be on a retainer.